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posted ago by metapriest ago by metapriest +27 / -0

Seriously, why is it called pride month when it seem like the whole month is about sex?

I don't think it's an accident. Things don't just become month-long holidays by accident. I think there's something about the pedophilia or homosexuality that involves arrogance. Like people feeling big because they're manipulating a child or defying their biology. And the inferiority complexes and traumas that creates the superiority complexes.

I dunno, maybe we should have a month for each vice, then we can really become acquainted with our demons. Have sloth month with parades where we sit on couches and watch tv. Or maybe envy month, where we tell each other stories about how we're victims and everyone is oppressing us. Oh, and vanity month, where we all have to use instagram or stare in the mirror for several hours a day. Or gluttony month where we eat fried food till we're about to puke everyday. Lust month can have free porn for everyone.

Actually it will never work, the West already does all of these things every month. The holydays would go by and we probably wouldn't even notice.