They just indicted my cat. Need legal advice...
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The first thing you need to do is have your cat declared a 'non-human'.
Absolutely do not wait to do this. Do it right meow!
Quick, get your cat registered as a democrat!
That will be easy, he already lays around all day and doesn't work!
And take picture of him naked with kittens, preferably of the same sex.
They will drop charges immediately.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
Purrfect reply
Cat: I'm pawsitively innocent, but I still need a purr-fect lawyer!'"
Russian Blue/tabby mix.
Clearly guilty of Russian collusion
I have always wondered where she goes at night. You might have something.
As one of the "older" patriots, I still don't know how to put a photo on the mugshot background. I presume you layer the two, but how does a technology-challenged person find the hardware to do this? Would it be Paint? Thank you to whomever can answer this. Cheers!
Windows computer? I used Microsoft Office Publisher. Copy or drag mugshot JPG image into new Publisher doc, and then paste a PNG image of choice on top, drag to size, and save as image or just do a screenshot. FYI, PNG images don't have a rectangular background. PM me and I can show you how. Actually very easy :-) Oh and yes you can do same in Paint.
PS: Let me know if you know a good cattorney.
All the Cattorneys I know are asshole Democats, but that doesn't make them less saavy I suppose. But thank you for the info, I will put it to use! Cheers.
I heard Purry Mason is good.
Ooh good oone!
https://cinemacats.com/perry-mason-the-case-of-the-silent-partner/
Tell him to start caterwauling right now.
Made a perfect ham sandwich tonight. Fulton County indicted that too.
Lol!!
Grab 'em by the pu$$y.
Not downvoting, but seems you're sluring the CIC. Wuz up?
Just trying to caption the picture, no offense to DJT meant.