Mitch was frozen due to "dehydration"
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If he was dehydrated enough to act like that he’d be a pile of dust.
LOL. I was thinking prune.
Not a word I heard before.
This is always the excuse. Notice that these "people" don't sweat but need constant cooling.
Organic Robotoids are real.
Now ask yourself why they're obsessed with cooling the Earth.
Making it hard for them to function at optimal levels?
I could see what you mean.
The germans said the same thing about Merkel in 2019 when she was shaking like a leaf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URUqqNdGXNo
Interestingly with hindsight, while meeting with Zelensky at a time when no-one knew or cared who he was. I wonder if getting an insider glimpse of the abominable foul mess that Ukraine became almost killed her.
Also, they said it was dehydration when they chucked HIllary into the van on 9/11.
Hillary also had similar seizures to the ones Turtle had ... Blank stares like they're rebooting ... Media said absolutely nothing,.and the poor doctor tasked with making sure she stayed medicated was found dead not long after the 2016 election.
Wow. I cannot believe it but you are right. When you see the evil, and you have to pretend nothing is happening, it will kill you inside.
This explanation is worse than a meme.
Hey Mitch:
Howls. Too funny.
His hands would be cramped up into claws.
Yeah. It does produce cramps.
Poor Mitch, he gots da'Raisin Brain
Howls.
Seems like he needed some Brawndo. It's got electrolytes!
Need his battery recharge.
LOL- i feel like this is the movie we r living in!!
Dehydration?? Sounds like beef jerky. :)
I guess Rand Paul is a doctor. Funniest explanation.
If that was the case why didn't someone lead him to the nearest pond where all the other turtles are hanging out?
It's DC? Too far to walk to the pond. Howls.
Very nice
"Freeze dried"?
Exactly. Freeze dried McConnell jerky.
The most visible symptom of Dehydration is flushed / red skin. Plus the victim would be a bit confused.
Guy looked pale and probably clammy.
I think one can more successfully accuse Joe Biden of being dehydrated given that he acts confused all the time.
I actually think he was 90% cooked already. Haha