U.S. government to launch “SMART ePANTS” and other computerized clothing to SPY on Americans’ bodies – NaturalNews.com
What has come to be known as the “deep state” is pushing for the launch of “smart ePants,” which the Armed Forces Communications and Electronics Association (AFCEA) claims “could revolutionize the Internet of Things by collecting data to help intelligence,...
On a mildly unrelated note.
Now I am absolutely almost positively sure. There’s some Science Nerd somewhere who is both immensely proud of, and immensely entertained by, coming up with that Acronym.
It has to be a joke. In every dimension.
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'm never wearing pants again.
Time to borrow the Kilt from Scotland
That's the way to confront a problem.
Let's see if it survives the Washing Machine first
If the tech can be damaged, it can be rendered useless
Use microwave to dry.
Smarty Pants? This has to be a wake-up article for normies.
Kek
Just exactly what kind of information can the government glean from one’s pants?!
I honestly don't know but I'm certain they will get to the bottom of it.
I'm screwed if the EPA ever puts an air-quality sensor in mine .... there goes all my carbon credits....
Top kek.
Off hand. Data from muscles and which muscles do what in the course of various movements. Thereby narrowing down the how’s and whys of various Leg/Groin Muscle injuries. Which would be useful in refining Military/Spook equipment.
Perspiration rates.
I’d imagine with a large enough data set. They could reasonably predict which parts of bones in the lower body are most prone to breaking in the event of an external force. IE falling, being hit by something etc.
Reaction time. Etc.
All depends on what sensors the pants are outfitted with. Though the article specifically mentions them being able to detect audio, and visual as well.
Coles to roll out cameras to protect the staff. Why? I'd guess because when people find out they have insufficient carbon credit or social credit and can't buy food, they may express disappointment within earshot of the staff, and that makes it harder for the cabal to recruit staff. Nothing to do with robbery, otherwise they wouldn't have replaced most of their staff with automate checkouts, which people 'accidentally' miss scanning some items in their shopping. https://www.theepochtimes.com/world/coles-trials-police-style-body-cameras-for-staff-to-combat-crime-5490248?