Ha ha, reading it in Norm MacDonald's voice, it does work.
Guess I shouldn't have said "all" women. Roseanne has made me laugh a coupla times here lately. Carol Burnett was kinda funny on occasion, especially with Tim Conway (XY chromosome :) cracking her up no matter how hard she tried to hold it in.
Nicole Sullivan and Mo Collins on MAD TV in the 90s also were funny sometimes.
Carol Burnett is legend, as Lucille Ball, Phyllis Filler, and many more. Once mkultra fully controlled entertainment, free/quick thinking women could not make it; heck now there are hardly any men of that caliber. We won't see another Jack Benny or Bob Hope, Milton Berle etc (although yes they also had to be in the club).
In any case, a bright talented young woman cannot rise up through a nightclub circuit amongst a bunch of neurotic competing men without turning crass and thus unfunny. They can possibly become writers or actresses and that still requires hollyweird...
I never thought Lucille Ball or Phyllis Diller were funny TBH. I used to think Carol Burnett was but I have since seen reruns and I think, "why did I like that show?" Except for the dysfunctional family skit. That was funny. Mary Tyler Moore was frickin' hilarious though and still is. She had great comedic timing. Betty White and Cloris Leachman were funny on that show too. Edith Bunker's character was funny.
I used to think Ellen Degeneres was funny but she creeps me out too much now. The only female "stand up" comedian I think is truly funny is Amy Poehler. I can't stand her friend whatserface. SNL, 30 Rock Lady. I dislike her so much that I have blocked out her name.
Comedy is a field totally open to WOMEN!
Women who are unfunny, which is all of them.
Norm? Is that you?
Ha ha, reading it in Norm MacDonald's voice, it does work.
Guess I shouldn't have said "all" women. Roseanne has made me laugh a coupla times here lately. Carol Burnett was kinda funny on occasion, especially with Tim Conway (XY chromosome :) cracking her up no matter how hard she tried to hold it in.
Nicole Sullivan and Mo Collins on MAD TV in the 90s also were funny sometimes.
So not all. Just 99.9% :p
Carol Burnett is legend, as Lucille Ball, Phyllis Filler, and many more. Once mkultra fully controlled entertainment, free/quick thinking women could not make it; heck now there are hardly any men of that caliber. We won't see another Jack Benny or Bob Hope, Milton Berle etc (although yes they also had to be in the club).
In any case, a bright talented young woman cannot rise up through a nightclub circuit amongst a bunch of neurotic competing men without turning crass and thus unfunny. They can possibly become writers or actresses and that still requires hollyweird...
I never thought Lucille Ball or Phyllis Diller were funny TBH. I used to think Carol Burnett was but I have since seen reruns and I think, "why did I like that show?" Except for the dysfunctional family skit. That was funny. Mary Tyler Moore was frickin' hilarious though and still is. She had great comedic timing. Betty White and Cloris Leachman were funny on that show too. Edith Bunker's character was funny.
I used to think Ellen Degeneres was funny but she creeps me out too much now. The only female "stand up" comedian I think is truly funny is Amy Poehler. I can't stand her friend whatserface. SNL, 30 Rock Lady. I dislike her so much that I have blocked out her name.
Women Aren't Funny
The funniest thing about female comedy is Cartman saying (over and over again) “Say ‘My vagiiiina.’”