Glory Be! There's A New Joe Biden Bible Translation, And Here Are The Top 10 Verses (Comedy Break) PS, Genesis 1:1 is my favorite.
(babylonbee.com)
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I would be surprised if Biden and a real Bible were ever in the same room at the same time.
I dunno. Blasphemers gonna blaspheme.
My fav in bold.
John 3:16 - "For God so loved... you know, the thing, that He gave His only... well, anyway."
Revelation 13:18 - "Let he who hath understanding count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred... six hundred million billion... six hundred sixty hundred ...sixty billion... hundred million... and... and... six."
John 1:1 - "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was trunalimunumaprzure"
Philippians 4:13 - "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. End of quote, repeat the line."
Genesis 1:1 - "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. Believe me, I was there. I used to drive an 18-wheeler through the Garden of Eden."
Matthew 23:23 - "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you dog-faced pony soldiers!"
Judges 3:21 - "Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king's belly. And then he said, 'Listen, fat!'"
Exodus 3:10 - "So now, go. I am sending you to Pharaoh to bring my people the Israelites out of Mexico."
Matthew 6:15 - "But if you do not forgive others their trespasses, then you ain't black."
Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come unto me, because, well, I got hairy legs that turned blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again."
You basically republished the entire article :)
But yes, it is hard to pick out just one. I had that problem too.
Oh, the most stick-worthy of contents! The profundity of redundancy! The elocutionary of the diction. Airy.
Keks were had. indeed they were.
Read, oh friends, read! The good word awaits you. Miss this chance, and you ain't nothing but a dog-faced pony solider!
The next sermon will be preached by Corn Pop.
Jesus said I am the Light of the world (John 8). Demons can’t stand in the Light of God.
Sad but true
Would this be the King Joe Version?
He would love nothing but to have congress dissolve itself.
Yea, but highlighted in BOLD my favorite.
You dog faced pony soldier.