🤡 New Swiss Army "Knife" will not include a knife. [Go woke, go broke?]
(www.cnn.com)
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I gave up on those things years ago. Kept breaking stuff off. My Leatherman Wingman has been working pretty well for the last couple of years.
Right, and the bkade is razor sharp!
So it won't work for DIY gender-affirming surgery?? How exclusionary!
u/#kek
if it doesn't have a knife, then it's a swiss junk-drawer!
Oh, it's a Swiss Army Thing!!! Go woke, go broke.
A look at the prototype replacement:
https://www.dhresource.com/200x200/f2/albu/g7/M01/04/59/rBVaSVsOXnWAUUT0AACydlV7qzw885.jpg
I've owned 2 Swiss army knives. They both broke while using them. Cheap ass tools that don't get the job done.
Where knives labelled extremist or raysist or something
Don’t get to say that’s retarded often, but that’s retarded
Once more!
"...they will compliment the existing range of multi-tools rather than replacing them."
If they are TSA compliant, they'll make out okay. Definitely a market for that.
So the "Swiss Army Knife" has two bottle openers, a corkscrew, a saw.... but no knife?
Not so much fun at drinking parties now.
Damn I didn't have fake and gay pocket knife on my bingo card.
Perfect for the new "boy scouts"
...time to sell if u have one
Damn I didn't have fake and gay pocket knife on my bingo card.