Farmers face £85 charge for each farting cow they have in a bid to save the planet
(www.dailystar.co.uk)
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Just tell them that my cows don’t fart, they are ladies.
LOL
And the big one in the field by "themselves" is trans!
Time for Danish farmers to do a Dutch farmers.
Amen.
So is it 200 or 85?
Depending on how stinky your cow fart.
Will the Tax Man be able to put their head against the cows ass to see if it passes gas or not?????
Inquiring minds want to know how this is going to be enforced and how much of the collected "tax" will be passed onto consumers which, down the road, people will stop buying meat of any sort AND BOOM, THERE GOES THE ECONOMY!!!!! Sucks to be them and that idiot who was put in charge!!!!
Global Warming another hoax for tax and NOT on Gov Employee knows how to farm...
LOL. I was wondering about that.
Yes.
Ha nice. Love it
Civil servants are nothing more than mafia with a monopoly on violence and propaganda.
The 85 quid will go to pay government officials so they can buy private jets to fly around the globe to save climate.
LOL. At least now we know.
Because money will cool the climate down. It's not really the farting cows, it's lack of money flowing to governments from taxes and fines that is causing the end of the world.
Absolutely 100%
Joe farts during debate: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b5-GVeGhO3w?feature=share
Charles cracks up as Joe keeps tooting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Sxj_zYrV0
When you fart and blame someone else: https://youtube.com/shorts/iNEVxWcqakM?si=JZqFVJQUxRqNBOTv
Joe farts during press conference:
https://youtube.com/shorts/7kwWgtOqYVM?si=w4-uAX7hh0Aw9Upk
Joe farts in front of assembly workers: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nprIkvk3B0g
Another angle: https://youtube.com/shorts/nprIkvk3B0g?si=WAOx_1Rh2hH_jfoq
POTATO IS CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING! 💨
Howls. Fine him instead of cows. LOL
Prove it…beyond a reasonable doubt.
Follow the cows. :(
There must be a market now for bovine fart diapers, filled with activated charcoal, this can be reactivated for max profits.
It 's the Daily Star though, made famous by headlines like "WW2 Bomber found on Moon" and "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"
Oh. I understand now. Catch it while it's hot market.
And who's chasing the cows around waiting for them to fart?
I was wondering about that.