195 We have tracked the black SUV that had picked up our phantom water tower sniper that escaped using a zip line via the backside of the water tower into the trees and then on foot a short jaunt to Meridian Road. With 💯 confidence, based on cell phone data, that particular sniper was FBI (twitter.com) posted 106 days ago by Raritan 106 days ago by Raritan +197 / -2 85 comments share 85 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Zipline."
Yeah ok. This is a distraction y'all.
Noooo...he used a See Through Parachute...No...It was a jetPack...No..a Helicopter pack..Noo...A....
Don’t be ridiculous. He ate some Goya pinto beans and had an internal jet pack. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Keke
...and then everybody clapped. amirite
Yeah, did he take zip line down after using it? If not it’s there? FBI, oh it was put there by some kids.
Well that's after he halo-ed in from the edge of space.
Secret fbi tech zip line. He used it to get up on the water tower too. They make a "zip" noise only going down, but more of a "zoom" noise going up the line.
Totes like a slide whistle
Snortlaugh
They couldn't get a squirrel suit
Zip lines need a slope to work. Looks like this story is debunked.
Zing!