WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!
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Legitimately an never tell what's real and what's fake with this man 😂
Truly the troller in chief!
I thought it was the Babylon Bee when it first popped up on my feed.
Give that to Elon's team. Maybe out source it to Dairy Queen.
Now that will bring in some voters, oh, & get rid of those criminals that put the_ _ _ _ _ in the burgers.
TBH it's a fixable issue if pressure is applied in the right spot, and people sure would notice if they could order late night McDonalds ice cream again...
There is a legitimate conspiracy by the company that has the contract for the machines to cause a failure rate via the software thus prompting Mcdonalds to be forced (by the contract) to call the service guy...who is employed by the manufacturer.
When I worked at Denny's our fryers would go out every friday night during the bar rush. It cost us a huge bill every Sat. in overtime etc. Denny's kept getting on my case and said I should stop the fryers going down on fridays, like it was my fault. Finnaly someone came from the company came and witnessed. Straight up 10:00 sure enough both fryers went down. I then turned to them and asked how am I responsible? We got new fryers that week from a different company. I think they sued them, I never heard the turnout.
Talk about customer complaints, out the roof. Even one complaint that is legit means no bonus. Denny's was very good to me on most issues.
The absolute state of modern society. Planned failure for profit fuck their reputation we got SERVICE CALLS to invoice for.
My brother was at a class reunion years ago. Two classmates got into a heated discussion. One was an engineer at a phone company, the other was a lineman. The engineer was blaming the lineman for problems, the lineman knew the design was faulty. He said it was entertaining.
As a lineman, fuck engineers. Lol.
They can get full of themselves sometimes. If they would only listen more, a lot of defects could be worked out.
I think a lot of engineers over think the design of things sometimes and forget about practicality.. It's meeting deadlines for a lot of them and being on the corporate side, that's too much on them.
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