Tom Hanks has left the country!!??!!
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Someone help me out here; the celebrities that said they were afraid Trump was going to arrest them, when did Trump ever even suggest that they would be arrested?
Well, he did say that he's after the kid diddlers.
True, I just never heard Trump name him personally, or any of those other celebrities.
I remember seeing this few years back. Hanks moving along with Ellen Degenerate staying home. Time frame of Hillary with her Evergreen shipping containers. Didn't he moved to Greece?
He has a house on the island of Antiparos.
Is this for real?
This is at least the second time this has been posted. With hashtags like #ped, this goes into the satire file.
Idk - but comments sound like it's real. But I don't know, and I don't have a way to really find out. Thought it was worth putting here for our awesome autists
Thank you.
No AI I guess.. but funny..
joke
Do you know that for sure ? Or guessing cuz it would truly validate Q?
He wouldn't say that. Gotta be a joke. But a clever one by whoever conjured it up.
He and his wife leave the country a lot
When searching to see if I could verify this, I pulled up two different links stating he and wife had been executed. Real raw news was one.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Fake. Tom Hanks has made no statements such as this. Never posted on IG and his page is inactive since 2020. OPs source is an image shared by a random Facebook user, not a direct source. The hashtags are a giveaway.
Thank you
Tom Hanks is a goddamn communist.
No, he’s left the planet
Not his account!
Let's remember this clip from "Money Pit" starring Tom Hanks in the 1980s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-pwyFXrCI
The song playing is called "I Am A Pizza" by Peter Alsop .. what a name .. I'll slop a Peter?
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PttKwzQm9bw
Lyrics: https://peteralsop.com/song/i-am-pizza
"kids imaginations border the harmlessly bizarre! "
Topics: food humor fun imagination creativity
For: Healthcare Professionals Humor Counselors Educators Kids Pre-School Grade School Parents / Foster Parents
((he has kids singing every line after him, and the way he sings some of the lines is overtly weird))
I AM A PIZZA!
I am a pizza
With extra cheese
From tomatoes
Sauce is squeezed
Garlic and mushrooms
Oregano!!
I am a pizza, . . ready to go!
I am a pizza
Pepperoni
No anchovies
Or phoney balogna
Onions and sausage
Order by phone!
I am a pizza, . . take me home!
(Musical break - bubbling in oven!) - ((sounds like sucking dick on the song))
I am a pizza
With fresh baked crust!
I am a pizza, . . ready to bust! - ((um what?))
I am a pizza
Peppers on top
Out of the oven
Into the box
Into the car and
Upside-down!
I am a pizza, . . dropped on the ground!
I was a pizza
I was the best!
I was a pizza, . . now I’m a mess! - ((um what?))
Written by Peter Alsop, © Copyright 1983, Moose School Music (BMI)
Ahhh the .pdf file ran. Of course he did lol. Don't worry Tom. We'll find you.