I don't work for the government but I submitted my list of five things I did this week.
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You get to keep your job another week, but we expect more out of you in the future. Do. Not. Ever. Run. Out. Of. Popcorn. Like. That. Ever. Again. Consider this your reprimand. Now, get back to work posting dank memes on your reddit alts.
P.s. don't eat the green bogies.
Ok, I found the taste of lemon snow better anyway.
Sorry, my supplier insists that there is a local shortage (how WOKE!) and I've had to ask racoons to steal popcorn from my neighbors' pantries!
And I don't eat the boogers, I mail them to chuck Schumer.
Last week I made some money and will be able to keep about 65% of it since the rest flows into the Treasury where it will be wasted in ways I could have never fathomed. WE WORK-THEY EAT! WE WORK-THEY GET CONDOMS CIRCUMCISIONS LBGT EVENTS INSIDER NGO FUNDINGS FOR KAMALA AND STACEY AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT ELSE!
Personally, I don't see a problem with these lobtards getting free condoms or sex change surgeries. The less of them that can procreate, the better. All we need are better screening procedures so they can't adopt.
I'm in favor of the discount sex change, and just neuter or spay them. Gotta watch the outflow of money.
In Pakistan, and Africa too?
Hmmm yes, very good very good
I do work for the Gov't and here is my list of 5 things to do this week:
Wake up
Blame Trump
Wack off
Nothing
Repeat
love the template!
Good list.
Made three night crew memes this week
Banned one of our top posters for one day for a duplicate, then unbanned him 5 minutes later because I figured that was about right
Translated the sidebar into Bible verses
Copied six excellent PDW finds into stickies
Maintained nominal common normal engagement with the community even though I am in Egypt
This week?
Same thing as every week. I'm a straight White Christian conservative America First nationalist that has zero fucks to give about how many people hate me, even less what they think of me.
My very existence and that of those just like me torments them into insanity.
It doesn't pay much but the job satisfaction graph lately is vertical.
Good job fren!
Qualified for a raise!
Sounds about right....
Lol this is good Cat
You get to keep your job another week, fren!