Wait until you get to the part where they ration which days you're allowed to charge your electric car. It will go something like this.
People with last names beginning with A-M: Monday, Wednesday and Fridays only.
People with last names beginning with M-Z: Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday only.
Anyone caught charging their electric car on an off-day will have their electricity turned off for 30-days.
:>) That's the likely plan for the future... unless we prevent it.
OH NO the wind blew some clouds over the nations biggest solar farm, quick fire up the gas turbines. They're up!
OH NO the cloud blew past now every autorecloser in the country is arcing, turn off the gas!. OK it's offline.
OH NO the cloud is back, fire up the turbines, OH NO sorry we have to wait and reprime the turbines. OK it's up!
OH NO the cloud blew past again and now the wind has stopped too!
Sir every recloser is burned out and will need to be replaced, don't you know they aren't intended for frequent switching! This will take 8 weeks to fix them all, we don't carry 100's of spares we need!
Call the factory in Germany!
I did, but they're all Arabs from Turkey now and they don’t know what they're doing!
Wait until you get to the part where they ration which days you're allowed to charge your electric car. It will go something like this.
People with last names beginning with A-M: Monday, Wednesday and Fridays only. People with last names beginning with M-Z: Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday only.
Anyone caught charging their electric car on an off-day will have their electricity turned off for 30-days.
:>) That's the likely plan for the future... unless we prevent it.
I think you meant N-Z fren.
As you have it, people with a last name starting with M could charge their cars everyday.
Now that we have that hypothetical situation all sorted out 😘
You will not be able to charge on the wrong day, you just plug it in and nothing happens...
Yup.
They've been pushing Agenda 2030 for years and the sheeple have gone along with it - https://xcancel.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1916857127575896266
Now, in an, "Oh, sht!" moment, it affects them and it's, "WT-?".
FAFO
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/04/29/net-zero-madness-reliance-on-solar-blamed-for-huge-europe-power-cut/
No big surprise; they've been pushing Agenda 2030 for years - https://xcancel.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1916857127575896266
wew we have 80% running on solar and 20% on wind.
OH NO the wind blew some clouds over the nations biggest solar farm, quick fire up the gas turbines. They're up!
OH NO the cloud blew past now every autorecloser in the country is arcing, turn off the gas!. OK it's offline.
OH NO the cloud is back, fire up the turbines, OH NO sorry we have to wait and reprime the turbines. OK it's up!
OH NO the cloud blew past again and now the wind has stopped too!
Sir every recloser is burned out and will need to be replaced, don't you know they aren't intended for frequent switching! This will take 8 weeks to fix them all, we don't carry 100's of spares we need!
Call the factory in Germany!
I did, but they're all Arabs from Turkey now and they don’t know what they're doing!
ARABS FROM TURKEY!!
I know people who were talking about this and they said no one knew why.
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
And, that's a wrap!
Wasn't there a Simpsons episode where there was a global blackout for 2025 ?
Ooh look
https://cyberpolygon.com/results-2024/
And it started in 2019. Wonder what else came along in 2019?
Yeah yeah, clouds block my solar panels too. You ain't special lol