So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!
Waving a Sam's Club flag in a Costco...LOL!
Costcos used to be Sam’s Clubs back before the Gadsden Purchase
That's interesting. I did not know that.
So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!
This is hilarious!
u/#kek
Honor and logic are not a leftist thing.
Low-class, low-T, low-trust, low-intelligence, low-patriotism folks over on the demokkkratic plantation...
Did you burn down any shopping carts
She put it up in blocks and stole the casters...
You wanna know how the KeyC ride, huh?
😁😁😁😁😁
She threw rocks at passing carts
"Trumps controversial 'remain in Sam's Club' policy is making headlines again today..."
Read her posts on her page, there is post after post, one about still being in Costco making a ruckus.😂 She's hilarious.
Classic!
Uhm. . . what is her point?
It's satire
That means she didn't actually do it then right?
Correct. She's written a fictional story to demonstrate how silly the illegal aliens and the people who defend them are
Like LA and being in the USA but...waving the Mexican flag bs...
u/#WoahCat
Getting a Costco membership is a lot easier though, and that's how it should be
Think countries instead of companies
This is pure GOLD😂.
Fuckin love it
I really enjoy this web site.
I love my home country way more than here, and you can't make me go back!
LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the best laugh I've had this week!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is just the best post!! Thank you CheekyBastard for the post! Everyone should go to X to Like & Share! It’s really good!
This is straight silly... Costco doesn't offer day passes anymore last I checked.