To Calm Everyone Down, Here Is A Picture Of A Bagel You Cannot Possibly Argue About
We at the Babylon Bee have seen the rage and consternation caused by some of our jokes this week. In order to help everyone take a deep breath and relax, we are simply posting this picture of a bagel that no one could possibly argue about.
If there's poppy seeds on that bagel... I won't eat it. It may show up as "positive" for opioids on a drug test.
The bagel also will have about 360 calories and 70 grams of carbohydrates. It's NOT a healthy breakfast. Eat fresh fruit and maybe some salmon or grilled tuna steak instead.
Nice try at presenting something we cannot argue about... but it's still unhealthy and possibly could lead someone to lose their job.
"possibly could lead someone to lose their job."
...gummies outmoded poppy seeds...
...if some of these cats weren't stoned...
...they wouldn't be able to work...
...doggy winks...
...nothing to get hung about...
...carry on connoisseur...
There’s more white poppyseeds than brown too
You call that a bagel? Why when I was young we didn’t have those fancy everything concoctions no sir. Just good old plain bagel , cream cheese, white onion and smoked salmon. I just don’t get these young folks and their fancy everything!
"I just don’t get these young folks and their fancy everything! "
...lox and bagels...
...the Hebrew breakfast of champions...
No onion.
Brain-Dead will eat one right away with cream cheese.
"Brain-Dead will eat one right away with cream cheese"
...when my Amish neighbors stir up pretzels, some of that gets shaped into bagels...
Coming.
Pumpernickel bagels reign supreme! 👑
"Pumpernickel bagels reign supreme! 👑"
...wags tail greedily...
Kitten licks her chops ..😺👅
"Brain-Dead will eat one right away with cream cheese."
So will I. But I use low-fat, low-cal cream cheese.
I don't care. Eat the cream cheese anyway.
Bagel faggers!
WTF are they saying I'm fat and can't have a donut?
Kek
"WTF are they saying I'm fat and can't have a donut?
Kek "
...eat the holes...
...they have less calories...
...doggy grins...
To boil or not to boil.
" To boil or not to boil."
...the ones that I have seen created were boiled...
...does one process change the texture more than the other...
...asking for a friend...
doggy winks...
a bagel?? Why not a Bunny with a Pancake on its Head?
" Why not a Bunny with a Pancake on its Head?"
...in the sticks, we would refer to that as "lunch"...
...hold the line Patriot...
LOL! ; )
You need to post a picture of a pretzel that represents their logic! Trump is Putin's puppet, Trump is Netanyahu's puppet, then protesting for 'No Kings'! Is he a puppet or a king?
" Is he a puppet or a king?"
...why not "King Puppet...
...howl on Pilgrim...
Bagels make you fat
"Bagels make you fat"
...fat makes you fat...
...carry on Pilgrim...
Bagel but with a schmear. Perfect!
" Bagel but with a schmear. Perfect! "
...howls...
I hate stuff on my bagel, beautifully plain for me... also... how did you just pronounce that in your head? BAG EL OR BAA GLE?
Cream cheese is required! 😡reeeeee!
Cream cheese is ok when it's available, as an add on.. but seeds, onions and gross stuff baked in are no good.. lol. Plain bagel to start. Especially a freshly made one, it doesn't need anything. So soft, with a lovely crust.. mmmmm.
2nd one.
Oh dear...lol
Lordy what have you unleashed! Everybody's fighting in this thread!
" Lordy what have you unleashed! Everybody's fighting in this thread!"
...the hounds of bagels...
u/#howl