Porch Pirates getting their due (levity for the times)
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Okay, but you know that's AI, right?
Yeah, there are MANY AI porch pirate vids out there, some totally obvious while others pass, for the most as real. It is really weird, some of the content chosen for AI content.
Youtube is awash with it these days. And so many people apparently believe it's real. Anything for clicks. It's probably easy to make and people like revenge stuff.
Maybe it will make the dims out there think twice. If that happens, this is where AI served a useful purpose.
That is what came to my mind. Most of those pirates probably aren't all that bright, so if at least some of these types believe the videos as true, or that least some of the videos are true, and start to be scared or at least wary that maybe, just maybe, that invitingly displayed box on that porch might actually be a trap... at least it should lower the numbers of people doing it a bit.
What Akka said!
Well if it's AI can someone generate a video of the porch pirates dying in excruciatingly painful ways? That be more satisfying.
AI Slop. Take this shit down.
Yeah. Covered head to toe, including the back?
AI.
But FUN AI.
Naw, posting fake garbage is nothing but another method of of Forum Sliding.
Please refrain form posting AI nonsense that has nothing to do with GAW, Trump, MAGA, or making america safer and better.
This is detrimental to the entire forum, and doesn't belong here.
Someone in Clearwater Florida created the bang box! You pick it up and it went bang! It didn't hurt you but scared the heck out of the thieves, and they ran like hell. It was on the news and he had 150 orders overnight and turned his garage into a bang box outlet! The bang box is real.
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What sort or a low life parasite would steal packages, especially at Christmas.
In America, you should be allowed to use a made in the US of A, claymore ๐
Its retarded AI slop
Kwanzanites
THAT WOULD BE AN ๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ SITUATION!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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No shit !
I wasn't talking to you.
LOL!
I want a bang box thst tjey can get all the way to their house or car. When they open it not onky does it make a bang but is smells as foul of an odor as can be non toxically produced. So bad it would take months for the odor to stop on their bodies, their cars and houses. So bad that another human wouldnt be able to be within five feet of them.