FYI - Chuck went into a hospital and they killed him with some poison. Not intentionally...but the reason Chuck was so healthy for so long is he ate and lived clean... nearly ANYTHING those places would give you could kill you if you live right...
I've seen it many times... people living clean get into trouble, they check in and never check out. Beware.
Chuck Norris went to a feminist concert,and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
Kek
😂
That may be my new favorite
👍
When Chuck Norris wanted a salad he ate a vegetarian.
Ok, that's my favorite so far🐸
When Chuck Norris joked about Will Smith's wife, Will Smith slapped himself.
I heard Chuck died 10 years ago, but Death couldn't find the courage to tell him until now.
Chuck Norris had a flat tyre once. He glared at it and it fixed itself.
Great man. A man’s man, in a manly non Kenyan way.
Great Stuff lol
Chuck Norris didn’t do push ups he pushed the Earth down.
I never heard anything bad about him, says a lot since he was a celebrity for a long time.
The only man to make Bruce Lee bleed.
He once walked into a room full of post-menopausal women and they walked out pregnant after just looking at him.
FYI - Chuck went into a hospital and they killed him with some poison. Not intentionally...but the reason Chuck was so healthy for so long is he ate and lived clean... nearly ANYTHING those places would give you could kill you if you live right...
I've seen it many times... people living clean get into trouble, they check in and never check out. Beware.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 19 people, then it exploded.