Not really, it's more like five times a week or even month, since they usually also claim to have all the stupid make-believe 'intolerances' and 'allergies' which means they eat nothing but overpriced soy Frankenfood crap that completely bungs them up and then causes them fairy-tale 'health issues'. Vegetarians maybe, because they aren't that insane and actually eat real fibrous food.
I am an, organic wherever possible, carnivore who also eats his daily recommended intake of fibre and I enjoy 3-4 healthy, satisfying, two-sheet-wiper poops a day.
Literally 'talking shit' saves lives. Animals instinctively know to monitor their dumps for detection and diagnostic purposes. We think we're so that much cleverer with all our meretricious tech that we don't need to listen to what our butts spell out for us in the bowl.
In a different life earlier in my career, I worked for a German company and visited the corporate offices in Hamburg.
They had toilet bowls with a little diagnostic shelf molded in so you could examine your deposit before flushing. I was told it was due to the influence of some doctor before WWII. Since they worked fine, it was too expensive to rip them all out and put newer shelfless ones in just to eliminate the weirdness.
You guys should have been in the military!!!!!! AND the stuff we had to go through in 'Nam!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Esp. when rockets were coming in. One could drop a load, wipe and be out the shitter in a matter of seconds!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Among the things you rather not think about much when reading history. Think about those noble knights, and the fact that getting the armor on wasn't exactly done as fast as getting your trousers back up takes. Or that taking it off wasn't as fast as dropping your trousers either.
And the fact that they had to fight maybe for hours wearing that armor... :D
Oh I hear you. But a lot of them who piously claim to be on such diets to their peers, are actually just lazily consuming all the Big Corporate Food 'vegan' and 'free from' shite that is just the likes of Bill Gates' chemicals and plastics moulded into a food shape. They're going to McDonalds and getting the 'plant-based' shite just as often as they're saying they had artichoke rice and gluten-free mung beans. And yeah when they finally go for a BM it is unsurprisingly unholy.
Veganism is a mental illness, and as with other forms of mental illness comes mendacity as part and parcel.
Just get some farm animals and you WILL change your entire "eww!" thing about poop. I guarantee it...Oh, you haven't lived until you've pulled foot long pieces of orchard grass out of a dog's ass with your bare hands... BECAUSE you can't let that dingle stuck on the end continue to slap between the dog's ankles like that on the walk ...it just ain't civilized
Prolly a vegan - they have to poop like five times a day...
Not really, it's more like five times a week or even month, since they usually also claim to have all the stupid make-believe 'intolerances' and 'allergies' which means they eat nothing but overpriced soy Frankenfood crap that completely bungs them up and then causes them fairy-tale 'health issues'. Vegetarians maybe, because they aren't that insane and actually eat real fibrous food.
I am an, organic wherever possible, carnivore who also eats his daily recommended intake of fibre and I enjoy 3-4 healthy, satisfying, two-sheet-wiper poops a day.
I always like it when people can talk about their BMs/
LOLOL
It's a bit like farting in front of one's partner, early in the relationship.
Everyone side-eyes instinctively...
Literally 'talking shit' saves lives. Animals instinctively know to monitor their dumps for detection and diagnostic purposes. We think we're so that much cleverer with all our meretricious tech that we don't need to listen to what our butts spell out for us in the bowl.
Agreed.
In a different life earlier in my career, I worked for a German company and visited the corporate offices in Hamburg.
They had toilet bowls with a little diagnostic shelf molded in so you could examine your deposit before flushing. I was told it was due to the influence of some doctor before WWII. Since they worked fine, it was too expensive to rip them all out and put newer shelfless ones in just to eliminate the weirdness.
You guys should have been in the military!!!!!! AND the stuff we had to go through in 'Nam!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Esp. when rockets were coming in. One could drop a load, wipe and be out the shitter in a matter of seconds!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Among the things you rather not think about much when reading history. Think about those noble knights, and the fact that getting the armor on wasn't exactly done as fast as getting your trousers back up takes. Or that taking it off wasn't as fast as dropping your trousers either.
And the fact that they had to fight maybe for hours wearing that armor... :D
I am talking about the rice-and-bean Vegans, who have to eat multiple rather large plates of food everyday. Or. fruitarians.
My experience is that they had to trot off to the loo every few hours.
As a dirty carnivore (I also eat dairy, fish, fowl, and occasional white rice), I have no problems
Oh I hear you. But a lot of them who piously claim to be on such diets to their peers, are actually just lazily consuming all the Big Corporate Food 'vegan' and 'free from' shite that is just the likes of Bill Gates' chemicals and plastics moulded into a food shape. They're going to McDonalds and getting the 'plant-based' shite just as often as they're saying they had artichoke rice and gluten-free mung beans. And yeah when they finally go for a BM it is unsurprisingly unholy.
Veganism is a mental illness, and as with other forms of mental illness comes mendacity as part and parcel.
The ultimate health food song
https://youtu.be/jQnIL-XPerQ
Oh, a clean sweep?
Noice!
I go first thing in the morning...
That way I'm not walking around full of shit all day...
Just imagine how many you interact with that literally ARE full of shit? A LOT
u/#catdance
Just get some farm animals and you WILL change your entire "eww!" thing about poop. I guarantee it...Oh, you haven't lived until you've pulled foot long pieces of orchard grass out of a dog's ass with your bare hands... BECAUSE you can't let that dingle stuck on the end continue to slap between the dog's ankles like that on the walk ...it just ain't civilized