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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe their only ammunition is in the "Dirty Tricks" bin, such as "School Shootings" or "Mall Shootings". We saw how they've been trying to steer us into A; a civil war, B; a conflict overseas with Russia, and C; a conflict overseas in the Middle East. They do not possess the nuclear football; we would have known by now. They're hoping that somehow we fuck up and they can regain footing, but so far we've given them nothing to purchase their claws into.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then after the Rickroll video plays, a bobble headed animation of Trump comes on saying,"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!" over and over again like the fat guy in Jurassic Park.

That would be epic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfiQYRn7fBg

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably at "still paying dues" stage of the club.

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Captainzoomer 19 points ago +19 / -0

But then again, Trump said we'd be well on our way to a recovery by next Thanksgiving. So, maybe SHTF sooner than later.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The bird thing makes it easier to comprehend that a "soft" metal (aluminum) can penetrate a hard metal (steel). If a soft body (bird) can damage a plane as it does, then a plane can damage a building as it did.

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Captainzoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her music sucks. I imagine people had this thought when listening to her music; "I'm supposed to like her, but it's like what vomit and diarrhea would sound like on their honeymoon."

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally think his first Tweet is going to be, "Bill Clinton is a rapist."

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too calm, like she's reading a script. Also the dirt seems timed to the bomb sound effects. It just looks like someone off camera is tossing small clumps of dirt into the pit. I imagine there would be varying sizes of dirt and rocks in varying degrees of force if a real mortar or bomb exploded somewhat nearby.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm sure she keeps the house as a sty and is overweight by at least 50 pounds. She's not sick, she's lazy.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you say "list ten" or do you pronounce it lissen?

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Captainzoomer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, but listen here; We ain't in Middle Earth. The only way I'm pronouncing it "whilst" is if I'm reciting a sonnet perched upon a tree stump in a forest, strumming a lyre.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's like pronouncing the T in often or saying "whilst".

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left pounces on anything that paints opposition in a bad light. Even if you make a small tipo, they consider their argument won because they can't compete against truth and facts.

"See? He can't even spell typo, which makes me the victor!"

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just the other day I was showing a coworker the dancing Voldemore Zelenskyy video. He asked, "Who's that?" I told him it's the president of Ukraine. He said, "Never heard of him."

We're doomed, y'all!

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's why they need to be mocked relentlessly.

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