So much this.

Merkin: A toupe for female nether regions. When lice were common women shaved, but fashion of the time dictated fur, so they used a merkin, usually of beaver fur. That’s why it’s commonly called a beaver.

His legacy is already toast. He didn’t exactly contribute anything to the Harris Walz fiasco.

My long time colleague was an old Hungarian. Born 1930. This guy, really impressive sportsman iykwim. He told me “It wasn’t like they show on the History Channel.” I knew exactly what he meant.

See “Green Tyranny” by Rupert Darwall. It fully details the progression from “acid rain” through “nuclear winter” and “global cooling” to “global warming” and finally “climate change”. Same agencies, same actors, same agenda.

Didja know Hitler was a huge proponent of windmills?

One gladly serves as best one can.

There are (admittedly rare) checkmates with no captures at all. Maybe the threat of playing against Bobby Fischer for your very life could prompt a resignation before 1. D-4….

In both states they’re frequently found under the bed.

… Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil….

One way to get off the “Quiet Skies” list.

Reference to Pompeo? Possibly him reacting to the public “don’t call us, we’ll call you”?

It was a movie, early ‘60s iirc.

Maybe switch to veal scallopini those days. (Tenderizing meat hammer therapy) And it’s delicious….

Okay, I guess you’re right. I was eagerly anticipating a zebra taco sold out the window of a decrepit Winnebago by a violent Venezuelan lunatic, but I guess, for the good of the country I’ll forgo my tasty street food treat. You’re welcome.

Maybe instead of EBT cards we give them food trucks and they can sell street tacos to support themselves? Meanwhile, parks are denuded of pigeons, zoos stripped of all hoofed beasts, and local aquariums report tanks emptied of large specimens…. A win/win! Cultural enrichment!

Didn’t say you have to like them. Love can be tough.

Now do DHS targeting any non-D as a domestic terrier.

Profound

It’s a reference to a Frank Zappa song. A lame joke unless you know the song. Only kinda funny even if you do.

“The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.”

Funny (not funny) how the “news” is who determines the election results.

Half.

Plus 1 for negligent discharge. Accuracy matters.

Finns been fighting Russ long long time.

Salad? Nope. Not unless I grew it.