Okay, I guess you’re right. I was eagerly anticipating a zebra taco sold out the window of a decrepit Winnebago by a violent Venezuelan lunatic, but I guess, for the good of the country I’ll forgo my tasty street food treat. You’re welcome.
Maybe instead of EBT cards we give them food trucks and they can sell street tacos to support themselves? Meanwhile, parks are denuded of pigeons, zoos stripped of all hoofed beasts, and local aquariums report tanks emptied of large specimens…. A win/win! Cultural enrichment!
The same might well be said for the American Revolution. Except the Americans had installed the constitutional “guardrails” of “checks and balances” limiting government. Not so in Paris.
France (Louis XVI) had suffered massive financial losses by supporting the Americans against England without making the gains in the Caribbean they’d hoped for. They claimed no new territory. They’d gambled and lost. Debt crushed them. It brought on a huge political crisis trying to avoid default. The system was unsuitable to address the reversal. Louis was indecisive, his younger brothers had undermined him at Versailles for years, spreading all sorts of fake news about him and his very unpopular (because she was Austrian) wife. Then the weather finished the job. Storms, droughts, bad harvests, starvation and the inability to sufficiently address these crises (because they were broke) combined to precipitate the storming of the Bastille. What subsequently took place in an attempt to create a new utopia from scratch based on Rousseau’s back to nature balderdash descended into “the terror”. Heads rolled.
A lot of those revolutionary ideas sounded really good. Who would oppose “virtue”? Who would oppose “liberty” or “equality” or “fraternity? They’re mutually exclusive, but they make great slogans. Bonaparte found them very useful.
The French Revolution is a fascinating study. Maybe not overtly satanic, but they were definitely anti clergy, and indeed anti Christian, worshipping instead “Virtue”. They were dead set against the number 12, and decimalized the clock and calendar. If that’s not diabolical, what is? Lobster Thermidor? Lobsters are out of season in August!
What exactly constitutes a wiener sauce attack, Johnny? Does it come with any Kraut? Is it served with relish? Will there be mayo in Virginia? Asking for a friend.
Please note: Utterly tongue in cheek response milked for ridiculous humor, in no way intended to incite anything more than a chuckle, because I’m a chucklehead and that’s truly FknRight afaik. MAGA on.
Maybe switch to veal scallopini those days. (Tenderizing meat hammer therapy) And it’s delicious….