There are (admittedly rare) checkmates with no captures at all. Maybe the threat of playing against Bobby Fischer for your very life could prompt a resignation before 1. D-4….

In both states they’re frequently found under the bed.

… Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil….

One way to get off the “Quiet Skies” list.

Reference to Pompeo? Possibly him reacting to the public “don’t call us, we’ll call you”?

It was a movie, early ‘60s iirc.

Maybe switch to veal scallopini those days. (Tenderizing meat hammer therapy) And it’s delicious….

Okay, I guess you’re right. I was eagerly anticipating a zebra taco sold out the window of a decrepit Winnebago by a violent Venezuelan lunatic, but I guess, for the good of the country I’ll forgo my tasty street food treat. You’re welcome.

Maybe instead of EBT cards we give them food trucks and they can sell street tacos to support themselves? Meanwhile, parks are denuded of pigeons, zoos stripped of all hoofed beasts, and local aquariums report tanks emptied of large specimens…. A win/win! Cultural enrichment!

Didn’t say you have to like them. Love can be tough.

Now do DHS targeting any non-D as a domestic terrier.

Profound

It’s a reference to a Frank Zappa song. A lame joke unless you know the song. Only kinda funny even if you do.

“The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.”

Funny (not funny) how the “news” is who determines the election results.

Half.

Plus 1 for negligent discharge. Accuracy matters.

Finns been fighting Russ long long time.

Salad? Nope. Not unless I grew it.

Can’t sabotage sabo.

Amen.

Lord Jesus Christ Son of God have Mercy on 15th Dimension. Amen.

Blessed is our Lord, both now and forever and unto the ages of ages. Amen.

+1 for mention of Count Coudenhove. If you haven’t heard of him it’s worth a look.

The confluence of Capone and Comintern in Chicago continues to corrode our communities.

I want to go like my grandpa, sleeping peacefully… Not like the screaming passengers in his car.