No matter the outcome, a shot is involved.

You’re god damn right that not allowing witnesses to testify is evidence of fowl-play. I say, that gives us all the more reason to want them on the stand.

Well, she certainly is relevant. Oh wait…that was 20 years ago.

Not sure how I feel about this one…

The next big date is in August. I’m sorry it’s so far off, but it will get here.

*You’re

And to think, I wanted him as VP in ‘24.

I was like you, but now, there’s not a trace of doubt in my mind.

Super hot, eh? This may require further research.

Sometimes, when I come here, I accidentally type “gretawakening.win” in the address bar, and this is pretty much the image that conjures in my head.

Who the fuck is Megan Rapinoe?

I never said I was okay with flag burning. Not once. What I am okay with is the Constitution of the United States. Are you aware of any amendments beyond the Second?

We need to smoke those fuckers out.

I don’t understand the Hillary reference. Is that something she says often? I’m not much of a fan, so I’m not familiar with her greatest hits.

More of a Siri man, are ya? It’s cool, I understand.

If by “justifying burning the American flag” you mean pointing out that the First Amendment protects such behavior, yeah, that was me.

I knew Alexa was on our side.

You need someone to adjudicate your homebrew rules in Dungeons and Dragons?

I don’t doubt at all that it’s a distraction, but there’s not much audit talk outside of OANN. It was front page news a month ago.

If that were the case, why bother with a pandemic? Just mix it in with the cocktail they give to newborns. Done and done.

It’s only a matter of time!