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flatissmooth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knowing what we know about media now how likely is it that this behavior is organic? They likely feel the same as you do while they have paid actors agitating them about you like you do about them.

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad some enjoyment can come of it!

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flatissmooth 5 points ago +5 / -0

That stuff they always offer for free in the bathrooms but always seem to be out of only blowing hot air? I am not a mechanic!

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flatissmooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love the enthusiasm just aim it right. Synagogue of Satan!

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flatissmooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus tells us how not to, 10 commandments. He added two to it. Fortunately for the blood of Christ that redeems those that accept him, as easy as they should be to keep I fail fairly regularly. We gotta try to be better!

Satan is a slippery snake!

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flatissmooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

So the Talmud is "jewish" I follow you, but they claim to be descendants of Abraham, the Father of the Seed of Israel, whom "jews" claim to be from, except it is pretty explicit that Israel will have no place to lay their head, no home land of their own. Israel, the named land mass, is not Biblically aligned with the story of Christ. When considering Who is Who. Hebrew = Torah (Old Testament) Christian = Bible (Old/New Testament) "Jew" (imposter) = Talmud. The Talmud is a book documenting the laws of the Pharisees, whom I believe later claimed Judaism (which I think would be people from Judea) possibly a Hebrew offset to gain control of the Jews again. Note that God's people, Israel, are split into 12 tribes scattered and given different languages early in the Bible. Yet we only have one Language and obvious Ethnicity claiming to be "The one". The "Jews" returned to bondage, they are not explicitly Israel. Israel was a title bestowed by God to Abraham and it means something like "He who wrestles with God" later it is a title bestowed by Christ Jesus to any that would follow him removing it from a earthly bloodline and making it a spiritual bloodline. Those claiming earthly bloodline ties to the throne are liars or delusional, but they wish to continue to promote the laws of man allowing themselves to keep their fellow man in bondage.

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have seen that. I understand your concerns, but what are the odds that you would have any idea who was stringed and who pulled them? If blackmail were being used then we can expect not to know the blackmailer's identity, it is kind of why it is used. Exposure of blackmailer would ensure that blackmail was released. Depending on how things are transpiring, which I am conceding to I do not really know, he could have testified which would have marked him for death. We are not likely to know his final position until everything is known. He might be satan incarnate, but satan looks far different to me than most anymore. They call him the accuser for a reason. ;)

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I adore all of the diy videos available! I am very basic in my knowledge but I have managed a blanket, a pillow and a pot warmer?! (little towel thing that goes under hot pots and pans.... counter protector?) It is pretty exciting to finish a task and have something to keep afterwards, I was a big game fan so the allure of completing a task was always there but having something tangible when finished is icing on the cake!

I do not know but if I had to take a stab at it I would assume that the vortex of heated linens creates a wormhole of static electricity that connects with a parallel universe that has learned how to run off of socks. The two matching at the front of the dryer might be a payment of sorts considering how highly they seem to regard socks over other garments. Perhaps they are trying to teach us some crude construct of their technology that allows them to harness a hidden power in socks that could set the world free from energy dependence. I imagine it cannot be safe to traverse the static induced worm hole, perhaps requiring a socks worth of power, thus making it a requirement that if they are to teach us this valuable lesson they must remove from us one sock at a time to make the journey home. I suspect the power derived from socks could be more than the requirement and that it draws concern that it might be considered an act of aggression to return bits and pieces of sock rather than a whole sock and leaving us in the dark all together. Rather they might store the excess sock when they return to use for future trips and to power their world.

I mean, it's 2022...

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have swam in aquifer fed springs... There is nothing ok about it. I don't have 30 mins to acclimate my self to cleaning my ass with a pressure washer. Probably more efficient than coffee though.

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is mostly an experience that I anticipate at some point or another, but I have had one or two hit the water just right that I get a drop or two shot up inside and I am not sure that I fully support the use of a bidet. Perhaps it is more pleasant when the stream is constant but, from my limited experience, no thanks!

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is such an eerie experience!

I definitely couldn't handle a warm seat and cold water! Thankfully I only have to worry about that when I wake up before I wake up. I am beginning to be pretty darn greatful for my small junk. So many hindrances I wasn't aware of!

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flatissmooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHA!!!

Bro, is the toilet water heated too? With the advance of technology I worry that it might be over looked and I am not sure that my body will be able to handle a warm, soothing seat while simultaneously giving the boys a tour of the abyss. I fear an existential crisis might arise. Is that really how those people die on the toilet? Preheated the seat like a Chad but forgot to temper their balls for the unexpected ice bucket challenge? I imagine that could quite possibly kill a man.

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flatissmooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one where the dude marries an African lady! I have seen some of those and they are pretty funny. I like how it also highlights some of the possible outcomes from misunderstanding situations and communications! It's a cute show, but I haven't watched too much of it.

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flatissmooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am not fighting with you, it just stung a little, ya know... Got like 40 more years before I get to feel the tiny cooling ripples of a crisp turd fueled wave lap the base of my sack before violently shooting back into my body!

Now I am curious if the signal from my ass on the cold seat would alert my balls before they take the cold plunge or will it be cannon balls teabaggin the surface until my slow nervous system realizes that something is cold and wet that shouldn't be. Is it worse than wet socks?

I guess some questions can only be answered with time. Now more curious than ever as to why ball lifts are not more mainstream, perhaps it is an experience worth repeating every morning!

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flatissmooth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get a load of Mr. Long Dong McHangers over here! We are not all blessed with pendulous toilet bobbers, ya know. Some of us will not know that glory until well into our 80's!

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flatissmooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I translated it with google which is why I am asking. It seems completely unrelated to the context of the discussion and suggests that Russia is rounding up politicians.....

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flatissmooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

To remove but one lashing against him!!

I am a little bitch though so I might need some FRENS!

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flatissmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone send the man some salt and he'll be fine!

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flatissmooth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Faith has all the power, the pineal gland is just a marketing ploy to sell products to "decalsify" and obscure the truth. The pineal gland is responsible for producing the dream hormone which does allow one to "see" (dream) things that "are not" visible providing a stepping stone for Faith to work. Seeing is believing and believing is Faith.

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flatissmooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad you got a laugh in, I snickered myself.

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