Does anyone know a good biologist?
(media.greatawakening.win)
Comments (47)
sorted by:
Laugh all y'all want but all I see is a bunch of vanilla kink shamers hating on this person for their suspected enjoyment of ball torture..... that has got to hurt.
I just spit out some expensive coffee.
That was not an anticipated response and I apologize!
That was really the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Glad you got a laugh in, I snickered myself.
How do you like your coffee? Darq? Badum tss.
I like it in my stomach but I can make exceptions
Found the coffee enema-er
You got me. Cured my dad's cancer, cured my cancer, cured my mom's arthritis my aunt's allergies and a woman who was dying from a skin rash that was enveloping her whole body the doctors told her to go home and die. But the coffee enemas only clean the toxic bile out of the liver without the cold-pressed vegetable juice diet it's not so great. Check out the Gerson Therapy
The Nazi scientist?
Be careful with enemas. You don't wanna be like Trudeau. Why do you think he sits so awkwardly? /joke.
Weirdly enough, as a kid I could sit like that just fine. I dunno how, but I learned to push my junk on top of my legs when I was sitting, so I almost never squished them.
Get a load of Mr. Long Dong McHangers over here! We are not all blessed with pendulous toilet bobbers, ya know. Some of us will not know that glory until well into our 80's!
Dude, I'm right there with you, Man-spreading is the cherry on top of the shit sundae of petty feminist complaints against men. I was just sharing an interesting anecdote, lol.
I am not fighting with you, it just stung a little, ya know... Got like 40 more years before I get to feel the tiny cooling ripples of a crisp turd fueled wave lap the base of my sack before violently shooting back into my body!
Now I am curious if the signal from my ass on the cold seat would alert my balls before they take the cold plunge or will it be cannon balls teabaggin the surface until my slow nervous system realizes that something is cold and wet that shouldn't be. Is it worse than wet socks?
I guess some questions can only be answered with time. Now more curious than ever as to why ball lifts are not more mainstream, perhaps it is an experience worth repeating every morning!
Nah, it's cool, I just wanted to soften the blow a little.
my sides...holy shit, my sides...
I can tell you, having had an un-air-conditioned bathroom in texas a time or two that Ron White was right about heated toilet seats lmao.
HAHAHA!!!
Bro, is the toilet water heated too? With the advance of technology I worry that it might be over looked and I am not sure that my body will be able to handle a warm, soothing seat while simultaneously giving the boys a tour of the abyss. I fear an existential crisis might arise. Is that really how those people die on the toilet? Preheated the seat like a Chad but forgot to temper their balls for the unexpected ice bucket challenge? I imagine that could quite possibly kill a man.
Bet the Japanese models could hook your boys up with a warm water toilet.
shockingly, m'fellows don't hang that low, though the hood ornament sometimes scrapes the front of the bowl if you take my meaning.
Also, glorious roast, lmao.
Look at the posture --- and the socks...
https://globalnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/trudeau-socks-e1566842763343.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=720
What a faggot.
Maybe a male poodle… after castration.
He looks like that one girl at the dance who no one will dance with... ever hopeful but always a wallflower.
Black fingernail
that is the fingernail of a human teleprompter, look again
I looked again. Looks like a black fingernail.
Big Mike's a MAN. This is the fem boy toy guys like Big Mike use as the crusty sock you had as a teenager.
It all depends on what your definition of "is" is...
LOL Bill Clinton
Nope
Hey, Micheal, V sauce here.
Leading theory suggests that he identifies as "lizardkin"
All I know is it sits down to piss.
Lol got a damn near 7 foot tall friend who could cosplay as a biker gang member and pull it off 100%. This guy sits to pee because his dad told him as a kid 'Unless you clean the toilet you sit to guarantee no mess' I couldn't hate on his dad's logic when he told me that. We still make fun of him of course.
Biological research result was positive for cuckolded puppet dictator.
I believe that is Elliot Paige
Sure seems to sit like a bitch tho
By the way she is sitting, I would say, NO.