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fuckdumb 13 points ago +13 / -0

For some things, the embarrassment of getting caught should be punishment enough. I’m sure she feels stupid, but I don’t think she should be cancelled or arrested or anything.

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fuckdumb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck yeah. Now we all know what he needs to say next.

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fuckdumb 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, you’d really only need a few drones with lasers on them. I don’t think it needs to be military or China. It could be a three letter thing or even a few rich guys who just want the land.

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fuckdumb 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah. I think he knew what would happen before he did it. The first half of the vid is quite sarcastic.

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fuckdumb 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s the myth? That nukes exist at all or that they would destroy everything?

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fuckdumb 14 points ago +15 / -1

Frank from Quite Frankly asked this important question: “Wasn’t it a surprise party?”

I don’t think Kanye threw his own weird party. I think someone else threw it for him. I might be wrong.

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fuckdumb 2 points ago +2 / -0

And keeping schools closed and not letting people visit hospital patients. It was all an excuse to cheat! Maybe. Allegedly. Probably.

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fuckdumb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never did ask…When exactly are peak times?

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fuckdumb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good old voat memories. I work in DFW once a year. That’s about it. I wish I had a comedy manager or something so I could work a lot more.

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fuckdumb 9 points ago +9 / -0

She sure did! We follow each other. I’m pretty sure she’s married with children and lives in Canada, so I’m not too focused on our potential future together.

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fuckdumb 7 points ago +7 / -0

I liked Trump’s idea better. His idea was, “Let’s just find an American who wants to buy TikTok.”

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fuckdumb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. I’ve always thought the tests were just pre-made, and like 25% of them say positive. If you’re sick and get a positive, you think, “I knew it!”, but if it says negative, you just think, “Well, I guess it’s just something else.”

I predict a new joke coming from my previous paragraph.

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fuckdumb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being devils advocate here. If they wanted to secretly hand out “weapons”, why long walking staffs instead of guns or something?

It could easily be a scenario where a couple guys climb through the broken window, get handed their staffs they brought from home, realize the window leads to a locked room or something, and climb back out.

Granted, that’s a pretty tiny window. I don’t know. I don’t trust the guy who posted it on Twitter. He’s posted a few “bombshells” recently that were either staged or easily explained with more context.

I just like to find any flaw in anything because I know that’s what the other side is doing.

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fuckdumb 9 points ago +9 / -0

Noted. Thanks for the response. I like it here.

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fuckdumb 9 points ago +9 / -0

Off topic thing: I post my comedy here a lot, and I share my podcast here each week. They’re always somewhat related to Trump or politics or current events. Sometimes they get lots of attention, but other times it seems like the mods just remove my post.

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fuckdumb 8 points ago +9 / -1

She’s hot. LOST was awesome and Antman is ok and the Hobbit was awesome.

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