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mrmemeagi 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's the words people get defensive about... instead of "mind reading", call it an empathic connection mixed with keen body language detection and pattern recognition. Instead of astral travel, try more like experience bell nonlocal information patterns, and quantum synchronicities. i think psychic describes it perfectly though using only one word

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mrmemeagi 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think, If I were an alien, it would be a funny prank to have humans cover their faces in grease in order to battle bad dreams. we'd sit back, in our gay little spaceship, laughing our little skinny asses off, telepathically of course.

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mrmemeagi 2 points ago +2 / -0

baby: SCREAMS 'MY NERVOUS SYSTEM IS ON FIRE, HELP!' mother: "Ooh. Baby must be hungry or something"

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mrmemeagi 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this is just an elaborate way to make us all watch that rick astley video again, I'm going to need a drink.

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mrmemeagi 2 points ago +2 / -0

If someone pissed me off, I used to toiletpaper and egg thier house, nowadays i just throw dollar bills all over the yard

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mrmemeagi 3 points ago +3 / -0

It gives me little comfort that trump's favorite song is from a movie where ukrainian nazi terrorists try to nuke the president as he attends the super bowl in order to frame russia and start world war 3

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mrmemeagi 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were 17 Russian scientists in the movie Sum of all Fears

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mrmemeagi 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean to tell me stephen paddywhack didn't actually smuggle a small country's arsenal into a hotel and go on an impossible killing spree because he took too many xanax that day. I'm shocked!

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mrmemeagi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree it's a corrupted version of christian spirituality but a lot of the concepts are valid. It becomes truly satanic if you try to use the cards for divination instead of education

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mrmemeagi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael jackson was trump's best buddy in the 90s and that guy couldn't sleep for shit.. then he called his upcoming tour "the best is yet to come"

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mrmemeagi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steppy steppy on that snek

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mrmemeagi 0 points ago +2 / -2

In professional wrestling they call this the "heel" vs the "face". The heel is sent in as the obvious bad guy and then the face comes in as a hero and the crowd goes nuts. but trump has nothing to do with professional wrestling, or does he?

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mrmemeagi 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was allowed to have power and speak great blasphemies for 42 months.

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mrmemeagi 1 point ago +1 / -0

back the the future 2 was totally unnecessary. Doc came back to 1986 to tell marty his kid was a f**k-up in 2015... Why couldn't marty just pocket that knowledge in 86 and avoid the future outcome of his kid going to jail or whatever.. he didn't have to travel to the future. I'd rather stay in 86

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