they're like 87,000 armed agents short for the collection effort.. what happen?

This is like how when Hitler discovered traitors in the German government were trying to subvert him, and he complained on twitter until they banned his account.

let's see

The art of meme war

Not only do we not care what she's going to say.. We already know exactly what she's going to say.

Signed -J03 E1den.

it's the words people get defensive about... instead of "mind reading", call it an empathic connection mixed with keen body language detection and pattern recognition. Instead of astral travel, try more like experience bell nonlocal information patterns, and quantum synchronicities. i think psychic describes it perfectly though using only one word

I think, If I were an alien, it would be a funny prank to have humans cover their faces in grease in order to battle bad dreams. we'd sit back, in our gay little spaceship, laughing our little skinny asses off, telepathically of course.

like the one they started on 9/10/2001 ?

His name was Seth Rich.

CARPET BOMBS???

Music interlude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U

baby: SCREAMS 'MY NERVOUS SYSTEM IS ON FIRE, HELP!' mother: "Ooh. Baby must be hungry or something"

See You Next Tuesday!

If this is just an elaborate way to make us all watch that rick astley video again, I'm going to need a drink.

If someone pissed me off, I used to toiletpaper and egg thier house, nowadays i just throw dollar bills all over the yard

Nessun Dorma = Can't Sleep

It gives me little comfort that trump's favorite song is from a movie where ukrainian nazi terrorists try to nuke the president as he attends the super bowl in order to frame russia and start world war 3

There were 17 Russian scientists in the movie Sum of all Fears

You mean to tell me stephen paddywhack didn't actually smuggle a small country's arsenal into a hotel and go on an impossible killing spree because he took too many xanax that day. I'm shocked!

I agree it's a corrupted version of christian spirituality but a lot of the concepts are valid. It becomes truly satanic if you try to use the cards for divination instead of education

Michael jackson was trump's best buddy in the 90s and that guy couldn't sleep for shit.. then he called his upcoming tour "the best is yet to come"

Steppy steppy on that snek

Or like this? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/25/bd/5e/25bd5ef3f3bbe920a41e55a48a57721e.jpg

In professional wrestling they call this the "heel" vs the "face". The heel is sent in as the obvious bad guy and then the face comes in as a hero and the crowd goes nuts. but trump has nothing to do with professional wrestling, or does he?