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stevethefish76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Build a big catapult and launch the illegals back over the wall. Let Mexico deal with them.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've turned me into a misogynist. Every time I see those "unhinged woman screaming in car" videos, I just say, "shut up, bitch." People have called on The View to be cancelled because of the disgustingly outrageous things they say. I'm opposed to that. Show the world what villainous cretins they are. Whoopie has said unbelievable things about Hitler and yet they feign outrage over rumors of what Trump allegedly said, according to a warmonger who got fired for lying. Just rename The View to "Shut Up, Bitch!" and turn it into a Gong Show type of thing with audience interaction. Maybe implement trap doors under their feet or something. Have them fall into a ball pit like at Chuck E. Cheese. I'd watch that.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

No... Martha Raddatz. I just remembered the name "Martha" and looked it up.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the name of that woman on ABC news with blonde hair and her face permanently looks like she just saw her pet dog get hit by a car?

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stevethefish76 8 points ago +8 / -0

We still need to get rid of Bitch McConnell and Limpwrist Graham though...

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stevethefish76 9 points ago +9 / -0

At this point, it's practically Silly String theory.

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stevethefish76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly. I don't think we can celebrate too much at the moment. They have a plan. I am certain. I was expecting cities like Chicago and Portland to be set afire after Trump won, but I think they finally realized that everyone else is sick of their shit and acting like villains doesn't help them. I expect something BIG by or on January 6th. Think mirror.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it'll be Katie Hobbs in AZ all over again...

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insert a 4chan doitfaggot.jpg image here...

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stevethefish76 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is where Magneto is building his mutant utopia. Everyone who's read comic books knows this, duh. And there are dinosaurs and shit down there too.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do get deported. Then you get a DM from some asshole who has nothing better to do with his shitty life than to send DMs to you and try to give you a case of the sadnesses by calling you a loser. You click on his name to see that he's a faggy handshake fag and had a slew of posts deleted on here before lashing out at you in a DM.

Jigsaw puzzles? Gardening? Perhaps some Super Mario Brothers? NO, his hobby is to park his stupid ass on this forum and seethe.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +3 / -1

TBH, this was rather boring. More focused on CG and music rather than anything of substance. Very forgettable.

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stevethefish76 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not so hard, really. Just a pancake you'll have to slow cook. If you can get the shaved bonito (katsuo bushi) to sprinkle on top, the team makes it wriggle and dance around. Don't forget the beer.

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh crap, I've gotta watch that movie again! I haven't seen it in 30 years or more. I had a coworker from Chicago moaning about this movie and Mr. Baseball and how "racist" they are. So I watched Mr. Baseball, which I also hadn't seen since high school, and enjoyed it. Yeah, the main character starts out as a bigot. It's called a character arch, duh. He grows as a person.

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stevethefish76 4 points ago +4 / -0

It really is a strange phenomenon. Maybe it's because they don't want their neighbor to bang on the wall shouting, "shut up, BITCH!"

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh yeah, it's great. My first time visiting Japan was in '98, so I've had a lot of experience. That said, I only ever had shabu shabu for the first time just a year ago. I somehow managed to avoid it this whole time. Not on purpose, but just by chance. It's alright. I had okonomiyaki once at a restaurant in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles. We certainly did not have okonomiyaki restaurants in Arizona where I'm from. Making it is fairly easy. Imagine mixing pancake batter with chopped cabbage. Grill it with bacon, and put the okonomiyaki sauce and mayonnaise.

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stevethefish76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liz Cheney is an Eldritch Abomination in larval form. CHANGE MY MIND.

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stevethefish76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actually, my town has a Japanese chain called Pizza-La. It's... nominal. It's alright, but expensive. Dominoes, believe it or not, is actually pretty good, but it's in the bigger city to the south, so i don't get to go down there so often. You'll get a kick out of this: Little Caesar's made an attempt in Japan at the end of the '90s. It was real gourmet stuff... artichoke hearts and all. It failed after a few years though. Very fine pizza though, not that cheese-covered cardboard like Little Caesar's in America.

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stevethefish76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, and probably also Trump will open an interdimensional portal and summon a legion of Eldritch Abominations to roam the countryside, each with 9000EXP and over 9999HP, to hunt down every Democrat who doesn't agree with him. You know, because... reasons.

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stevethefish76 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, it's Friday here in Japan, my fellow frogs. Before the election, my daughter was playing a game on a website called Slither.io that's like the old Snake game I used to play on my friend's Atari 800 computer in the early '80s. This one is modern and is an online game. Before the election, you could play Trump vs. Kamala, red and blue teams. For a while red was winning, then for a while blue was winning. She died and switched sides to the blue team. I asked her why she switched to the blue team and she said, "I've joined the Illuminati!" HA! She cracks me up. I wonder where she gets her sense of humor from?

It's Friday, so she suggested that we celebrate the election of Literally Hitler with ordering some pizzas tonight. The pizza place is right across the street from work, so I'll buy them before we go home. Then next year after Trump executes Liz Cheney by firing squad for being a dumb bitch and arrests every single black and gay person in America and exterminates them, building a death fortress out of human skulls and causing the weather to rain blood across America next year, we'll celebrate again with more pizzas. MAGA!

(At least, isn't this what the hysterical women uploading videos of themselves screaming in their cars on TikTok believe will happen?)

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