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Uncle_Fester 18 points ago +18 / -0

Had to watch it three times and I'm still laughing.

USA! USA! USA!

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is even funnier when you realize the ship has its invisibility cloak engaged.

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have to have been paying attention to news about Obama's presidential library.

"Excerpts from President Barack Obama’s 2015 speech commemorating the 50th anniversary of the Selma to Montgomery marches are inscribed on the exterior of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago. The text, displayed in five-foot-tall concrete letters, wraps around the upper portion of the 225-foot-tall museum tower."

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have my sympathies fren.

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Uncle_Fester 11 points ago +11 / -0

u/BerlinWallCrosser

The Florida joke was the best. But please, no more armed women with tats.

I don't know how much longer I can hold off the gun-toting, tatted babes. They out number the normies by 20 to 1.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, it is an honorary appointment.

I took it as she was on the payroll.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is a never ending battle between Good and Evil.

Only Divine intervention can break the stalemate.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK. Who knew we had a White House violinist?

What other White House personnel are there?

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

The term "beer goggles" is the phenomenon that people find other people more attractive after having consumed alcohol. The term is especially used for people who, when sober, will otherwise not be found as relatively attractive or attractive at all.


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Uncle_Fester 15 points ago +15 / -0

I find it strange/odd/inspirational that no one on "our" side has gone off the deep end and taken "prosecution" into their own hands.

We are all putting our trust in God and President Trump and his people to do the right thing (s) at their proper time.

Perhaps, as God has caused delusions to fall on "them", he has caused "us" to feel peace and controlled.

Even with all the things that have gone on just since January I am still comfy.


u/#pepecozy


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Uncle_Fester 9 points ago +9 / -0

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe. '

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which would you prefer? A chatbot operated by A.I., or by people?

Depends on the situation. If it is UPS I want a live human.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even the mafia are embarrassed by them.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Epstein: the gift that keeps on giving.

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