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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure some of that is part of a Kamala Harris speach.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny.

If you draw a line from Canada to Cuba on a map there must dozens of airports below them.

Maybe even: MIA


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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

.plus the fast pace of an airport and security.

kek

TSA ---> Thousands standing around

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

The latest sun spot activity has charged up the earth's magnetic field.

That energy goes into the planet through the poles and exits via (among other things) earthquakes.

The planet has not had a 6.5 earthquake in over month. We are due.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, my sympathies fren.

Well, we know what comes next.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the good old days, yes. These day the mentally ill are reproducing and producing mentally ill children.

You have to choose to be a man, or a woman. Choose wisely.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its war Cats. Us versus them.

When you are that close to the action, actually seeing and interacting with the enemy at that level, making the hard choices doesn't always work out. Its between him and God, for now at least.

He may be a bastard, but he's our bastard.

Walking on a thin line.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

no more armed women with tats.

Kind of like asking for more diversity in the Olympics.

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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

CONgress can't keep a good secret. They will spill the tea.

Planned.

Pain.

A thousand cuts.

Et tu Brute?

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and their blow up dolls gift wrapped...

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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

We don't write the news, we just report it.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

OH! I searched U-Haul cross ice. Thank you fren.

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Uncle_Fester 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like a dog after a rabbit.

Hat tip u/Mr_A.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right.

I was going to call it "Cracker Barrel before the old man sold out", but with a modern twist. And they aren't shy about letting you know how far away you are from one.

They have a wall of nuts too.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek


Buc-ee's

Remember the name. There is nothing like it.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ever been inside a Buc-ee's?

They have a wall of jerky.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

After two years of transformation at The Washington Post, now is the right time for me to step aside

Smoking hole behind him agrees.

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