Same lab.

• be zuck
• be psak too
• wake up
• perfectly manicured female ginger wigs line your dresser
• breathe in the sweet smell of propaganda marinating in censorship
• get out of bed
• wig or no wig?
• check your CEO agenda
• check your press sec. agenda
• FB board meeting at 9, WH press brief at 10
• AnxiousPoops.mp4
• why you can’t sip water like a normal human
• check the clock. 8:30.
• install PanickedFace.exe
• glad you don’t need showers
• throw on a hoodie over your press sec dress
• don’t forget your wig
• board meeting is stiff and predictable
• perfect for the limited emotional range and stress management of a lab-grown human prototype
• time for WH press brief
• “gotta circle back”
• put on wig
• tune female voice modulator
• review pre-submitted questions
• practice delivery of “circle-back” catch phrase that you are utterly convinced the american public loves to hear
• WH press brief is fluid and unpredictable
• real bad for the limited emotional range and stress management of a lab-grown human prototype
• short circuit results in excessive and involuntary “um”
• finish press brief
• check body diapers for excess sweat leakage
• SighOfRelief.gif
• remove wig, time to circle back to bed
• another successful day

They are eerily similar but those eyes are simply soulless.

What would the purpose of Mark Zuckerberg putting a wig on and pretending to be the Press Secretary be haha? All jokes aside they do look alike

White people all look alike.

Twinziez

The fixation on these two is a bad look for us.

Ugh squared.

Same test tube.

Honestly keep thinking jen is mark in a wig. Been feeling that link sonve i first clapped eyes on her as press sec.

Same series.

Now look at AOC and all the females from her series. It's AOC, Huma, Harris, and I think someone else, they're EXTREMELY similar in appearance.

Clones.

I’ve seen a lot of these. Anybody have a compilation? I think it would make a funny Instagram post

JAR BABIES

Just noticed how much Gwen Stefanis eyes look like Lady Gaga yesterday, interesting you bring this up.

They just share a chosen gene