Lorena Bobbit nails it!!
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??Iiiiiin the jungle, the mighty jungle, Lorena sleeps toniiiiight. A-weiner-whack, a-weiner-whack...??
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Dude just be happy it ain’t your front!
KEK. This has me laughing way more than it should. Nice work.
The 90s was a wonderous and mystical time for kids. That shit was hilarious when we were in gradeschool. ?
The funniest part of that entire episode was that the husband made porn movies after having his wang whacked.
Lorena Bobbit, LOL.
She is so based, lol. Love the shotgun shot and racking a fresh shell.
Ha! Wonder how many men here instinctively crossed their legs when they remembered who she is lol
She didn't nail it -- she cut it . . . off as I recall.
Cut his dick off w a pair of scissors and tossed it in a trash can in a shipping plaza IIRC. Cops recovered the missing member. Husband had it reattached and did a couple pornos.
Yeah, that's how I remember it. LOL
One of those pornos was titled "Frankenpenis".
No joke... I remember when I was a teenager in the 90s and I tore open the perforated "adult" section of the big old school giant satellite dish programming guide's you'd get in the mail and seeing John Bobbit listed in the cast.
This is really a good example of feminism.
Genital mutilation against her husband. And the feminazi bitch was treated like a hero by the MSM. She should have been thrown in prison for decades.
I thought she threw it out the window on the side of the road
You are correct. I had to look it up. Honestly, I think there was another dick lopping event where the severed member wound up in a trash can.
Same woman?
No. This is Senator Lauren Boebert.
Rep. From Colorado
Someone's just having some fun with the name.
She's working in a deli.
Cutting sausage?
My error. I have been notified by others.
Why do we want the wall down?
You always put up a wall between you and the foreign nation you are fighting
Does she still have ‘it’ then......
What did she nail ‘it’ to.....?
WWG1WGA
I think she'd cut their balls and leave the useless dick.
Noone ever remembers John Wayne Bobbitt's penis.
Whoops. Check spelling before hitting submit. You got me.
Uncut!
Just an FYI... I'm a horrible speller too but this is actually important.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
Lorena Bobbitt is a woman who cut her man's dick off with a knife.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Boebert
Lauren Boebert is a patriot politician.
I've been corrected by many. Yes, I will try to check spelling before hitting submit from now on.