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“Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal“ (slate.com)
posted 5 years ago by 50_stars_for_freedom 5 years ago by 50_stars_for_freedom +56 / -0
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– JonathanE 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

An 8 year old came up with the best idea imho..

Nina, 8: “What’s it stuck on, sand? They should move the sand.”

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– Questionable 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

How did Nina come up with the best answer? It would seem she started by asking Questions of her own.

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– JonathanE 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

It's sound troubleshooting is what it is, I'm thinking Nina could well make an excellent engineer.

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– ashlanddog 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

A child sees only possibilities, that is what makes them so precious...We all need to go back to that mindset....

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– Q20191776 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

Oliver, 6: “I would just push the back until it was free and could float away. I’ve seen things like this in my life. Like sticks in the creek.”

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– Damn-dirty-apes 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Harper's idea would actually work , I like Teddy's the best though!

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– GlenAnderson_ 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

I think the last time Egypt did something like Harper's idea it was the Jews doing the pulling on the ropes. Why are the youngest kids having the most logical ideas.

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– redtoe-skipper 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

I see what you did here.

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– MilitaryJustice 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

You can start by taking all the containers off the ship.

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– hundro 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

I might be too old to contribute ideas but has anyone considered trying more nationalism and less globalism? Those containers are likely filled with cheaply made goods that people don't need, except that they're so-o-o-o affordable. Buy well-made necessities as locally as possible and limit the frivolities.

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– mizzAmerica45 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

?? Lol, children are so adorable and funny! We need more of them running this Country and far less politicians.....we'd accomplished a whole lot more.

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– Deplorable_Badger 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

True story. A semi had it's trailer loaded up with a load that was several inches higher than the exit out of the complex. All the adults discussed what to do and how it would be impossible to move out the load. One of the adults kids that was there said "why don't you just let some of the air out of the tires". The look on their faces was priceless. They let some air out of the tires and it cleared the complex. Kids can be amazing...

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– Passthatwrench 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

This one is my favorite. They did build the pyramids that way, No?

Harper, 13: “Here’s what I think they should do. They should get everyone in Egypt, and everyone brings their own rope, and they tie all the ropes along the side of the boat, and everyone pulls it as hard as they can. If we get all the people in Egypt, that weight can turn it and then they can steer the boat.”

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– Lapstrake 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

They are actually doing Nina's idea. Move the sand.

I think they should add more ballast to the stern tanks, and pump out some of the bow tanks. That would raise the bow without losing stability.

Then instead of three tugboats, just send 20 of your most powerful tugs and just yank it off the sand bar. It seems obvious. Instead they are fooling around with diggers and whatnot.

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– Toolbane 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

They just need to let the air out of the tires!

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– RichieAppel 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Our toddler president can put these suggestions in action.

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– MahaYoshi 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

They need to start with blowing up the land that the boat is stuck on, without hurting the boat. Like little explosions ... Oh. First you should rescue the people. Always rescue the people first

This is the conservative, pre-planner approach - spectacular explosions after saving the people!

The democrat version acts on this BEFORE saving the people... and calls everyone who wants to save the people “racists”, and then AFTER the explosions when everyone dies, they say “we couldn’t have possibly known people would have died, and if conservatives weren’t screaming about how our plan wouldn’t work the whole time then we might have been able to save the people first”.

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