Amazon don’t give you free Uber rides or ice cream. Duh ~

Spot on. “How much time did you spend researching this shot before you got it?” would be a good question to respond with when asked about your personal medical history.

Oh, slightly OT, but that makes me think of a great way to respond to “r u jabbed?”: “my lawyer advised me not to discuss my personal medical history with anyone but my doctor. Let me ask you, how long have you spent researching it before you got it? ... is it FDA approved?”

Yep. Sister-in-law is the most rabid label reader. Will not give her kids anything but organic milk, will only use organic mineral sunscreens (muh chemicals!) but cannot wait until the vaccine is approved for elementary school kids so she can get her vaxed. It's unreal.

The same people who wear multiple mask in the car rides alone.

Most people will open a carton of eggs to check for broken/cracked before buying it.

They spend more time choosing a $2.00 carton of eggs... than deciding about a life-changing injection.

Says it all right there.

Here is one. I did zero research on the Vax. I didn't need to. I simply know better than N to believe a word out of their mouths. It is better to obey God than man. Solves everything right there.

On point

But science knows what’s best for me and society! ?

Seriously though, it only takes one sociopath with power and money to wipe out humanity and destroy the world. They’ve been warning us of a zombie apocalypse for some time now... 28 Days Later, Walking Dead, Resident Evil. Those who get the vaccine are not in their final zombie form.

These people will have a hissy fit if their questions about what's in their food can't be answered to their satisfaction.

But they "trust the science" when some evil creature offers them an untested science experiment masquerading as a vaccine.

This is a good one

BUT THE GOVERNMENT SAID IT WAS "SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!" NEVERMIND Johnson and Johnson SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT OPIOD PAINKILLERS AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE ON THOSE!

ASSUMING this vaccine was as safe as... say bread, there are still precautions people would have to take due to bread still being deadly to thousands of people within the US. This is an established procedure with regards to any medicine in the medical community. If you have a preexisting condition, or are allergic to certain medicines, YOU TYPICALLY WANT TO AVOID THE SAME FAMILY OF MEDICINE.. Again, standard practice for doctors so that they don't get any heat from their patients with the medicine they prescribe. Of course, all of this is thrown out the window with the new covid jab.

Going back to bread, bread is extremely safe to consume for 99.999% of the population, however, some people are straight up allergic to bread or have gluten allergies. Some people are so allergic to bread they'll nearly die just eating a slice. Yes, this is fact. If we forced fed 1 slice of bread to every man woman and child in the U.S., unfortunately several thousand people would actually die. I'm not even kidding. If you don't believe me, think about this long and hard. The Left is basically saying fuck that, fuck testing, fuck science, fuck logic, JUST EAT THE BREAD! No warnings (oh wait...) no precautions to take. Anyone who has symptoms just deserve to die because it's so much better than the 0.0001% chance of dying of covid. Nevermind the antiviral medication we have that's been proven to work 100% of the time. The hell with hundreds of years of medical science, the hell with logic or reason, just take the vaccine and don't ask questions or you're racist and anti-science!

These idiots probably buy the shit face cream that’s recommended by 9 out of 10 “doctors”. No real research, just marketing.

The people I know that got the vax think they did their research by listening to CNN and NPR

Yup, it’s fear of being uncomfortable. Lazy too; too selfish to make time for civic responsibility.