Just saw this article: Jeff Bezos will blast into space on rocket’s 1st crew flight
Who wants to bet this is going to be used to fake his death?
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Sky event?
Not if you've been watching, lol.
agree. thinks he will "go out" a hero as he escapes to a beach. or his inner earth layyyyar with the other reptilians. they could possibly confuse him for a dildo though. hope he can't outrun his crimes.
If you kill a fallen angel they takeover a person nearby. If you blast them into space, we will finally be rid of them for the first time in thousands of years.
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Never thought of that
Cover story for life in Gitmo maybe
Better not be. When these fools get punished it needs to be visible to the world.
** PLAUSIBLE **
…or… will he swap out a clone….?
Why fake it. He was given a choice. The rocket or the rope. At least he will go out in style comparatively speaking.
With the option of attending live. I already know what I’d wear.
MAGA hat and a Trump Won shirt?
Why? We will get to watch live and for free from inside the cockpit as he slowly runs out of oxygen while the rocket just keeps going and drifts uncontrollably into the vastness of space. That wonky eyed shit stain will be nothing more than space garbage, a fitting end for an America hating fuck face.
what should the proceeds of that video be spent on lmao
Patriotic historical education in public schools.
Hell yeah sounds good to me
I said the same fucking thing when I saw the article this morning.
Vegas odds: even money
He'll do anything to get out of paying alimony...
Damn I was going to call it you beat me to it good work
Brilliant prediction
I’ve thought this since he announced it, seems like they’re using distraction for it. Probably hear about it right as the audit results come in.
I just assumed he would be killed; but this post reminded me of McCain, maybe he's already dead.
He will be in custody before then.
Then he can go live here, undisturbed. Alternatively - he can go to his other one he has. https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a31156395/jeff-bezos-clock-long-now-mountain/
You got me thinking ?
Fakes you say?
You gonna like Miles Mathis articles then - here's his trove of fake deaths and events....including that closeted homo JFK...lol
Seriously though, has Elon been on one of his own rockets?
He won't even be on the rocket - I said the same thing to my wife when I read that.
I have to counter this and say I don’t believe it. If that happens the amount of money put into this program will take a huge hit. Others will not want to spend a couple of million to risk their own life
BLAST OFF!!!
What are the extradition laws in space? Mars?
Jeff Bezos is... The Space Fugitive