Well, here's the thing.
I knew a girl, an amazing kid, who in the span of about 6 months went from skinny as a twig to a heavyset marshmallow.
Everyone thought she was just hit by the puberty stick hard enough to send a baseball into a solar orbit.
Turns out, it was brain tumors.
Now, big WHAT IF here, but what if they are setting Greta up to be a sacrifice?
Get her all over the news, even Time's Person of the Year, and hype her up about climate change.
Then have her die to tumors.
Cap it all off with Climate Control initiatives forged under her name and build an emotional response to her passing. Basically guilt coat the Green New Deal with her death, renaming it the Greta's New Deal, etc...
Hell, if they could turn Saint George of Fentanyl into a martyr for doing nothing but overdosing on enough of the stuff to take down all the cattle at a rodeo after trying to pass some fake 20s, you know they don't have any qualms about getting this little lasagna-lover to take a brain-blower for the sake of Climate Control.
What do you guys think?
Antidepressants and antipsychotics are known for causing sudden weight gain.
Yeah seems like every landwhale is on them.
The 2 Downs voters clearly didn’t understand the joke happening here.
Hit any climate alarmist with - "the planet is currently 0.5c below the average for the last 80 years.
Oh and if the earth doesn't warm up and down what melted the 5 ice ages it went through?
Yeah, carbon-based greenhouse gasses are completely fake.
Carbon Dioxide is heavier than just about everything else in the air.
It sinks.
For millennia oceans absorb the carbon dioxide, it sinks all the way to the ocean floor, and fuels the entire ocean floor ecosystem.
Volcanoes in a single peak event year can put out more carbon emissions that humans have in our entire existence.
No, what I think is melting the ice caps is the acid China and others are happily tossing into the oceans.
High acidity speeds the melting process, particularly in salt water.
Here's how it goes:
Freshwater ice in freshwater melts fast, as the cold water coming off the freshwater is more dense and sinks to the bottom, allowing more warm water to make contact with the ice.
Freshwater ice in salt water melts slow, as the cold freshwater is not heavy enough to sink away from the ice because the salt water surrounding it is more dense.
Throw acid into the mix and you supply a catalyst to break the dynamic. The acid allows the warmer salt water an inlet to touch the ice, therefore creating gaps that draw the cold freshwater down and away.
You can test this with some glasses of water, ice cubes, salt, food coloring, and some citric acid or +10% vinegar.
I did this in my kitchen, and I'd say the ice in salt water with acid melted about 10 to 15% faster.
Now, you could say that carbon dioxide, when introduced to ocean water, makes carbonic acid, which would also melt the ice caps.
You'd be right, but carbonic acid is nowhere near caustic enough to do that on its own. Also, life forms like kelp, algae, and plankton absorb the carbonic acid as a food source. The only thing that would disrupt that process is if tons of, say, sulfuric acid burned the hell out of those three, which we have been seeing. Then the carbonic acid and sulfuric acid are free to spike the PH levels with wild abandon.
Anyway, either way you cut it between carbon emissions or improper caustic waste disposal, China is to blame.
Thanks for the info.
Remember she is just a child. She is being abused and manipulated. I feel sorry for her
This could happen because Greta isn't at all very smart, she'll read a speech and put on a show but when ever anyone tried to ask her free form questions she caves. As she grows older the whole "look at this amazing kid" is fading, so she'll either be forgotten or they might very well try to pull something like this.
How many of us only know her from the memes making fun of her?
Her weight gain is due to her becoming so active in the climate change movement that she herself has begun sequestering carbon.
In all seriousness the weight gain pics are fakes, as hilarious as they are they are altered images.
Or she is just filled with a bunch of hot air.
Zing!
More likely she's getting fat while she's getting rich
I have a feverish vision of a future where a jihad is carried out between the ones who follow the Greta religion, the ones who follow the Floyd religion, and a 3rd group, some kind of castrato pedophilia cult
There were cases of russian gymnasts who worked out so hard and at such a young age at the behest of their trainers that they essentially never even started puberty until after they had quit the sport in their 20s. A pretty horrible price to pay for even a shot at fame, since they will be screwed up all their lives due to decisions that they didn't make and could not have understood even if they did.
Greta is probably like that, malnourished as hell due to the freak vegan antifa terrorist upbringing (rather than by exercise/training), and hormones and glands all seesawing around once she is getting proper food into her.
If I had to guess, she will be discarded as a spent tool when those around her feel she has no further value at pushing whatever radical angle is the communist topic de jure.
I wouldn't put it past them. They appeal to the bleeding hearts. It's sick.
Greater Tonberg.
She is going to rebel against her parents and handlers and become a gun toting libertarian who is going to live in a compound on spitzbergan.
And then spread her ashes on a glacier climate alarmists predicted wouldn't exist anymore.
https://factcheck.afp.com/photos-greta-thunbergs-weight-gain-are-fake
Is she fat now? I personally give zero shits about her and if I asked myfe if she knows that name I know she’d say “who?”
Probably overeating to deal with what the parents did. I don’t believe Greta is an 18 yr old girl. I think Greta is a younger boy.
And how many of y’all here are fat? Lmao
I wouldn’t make that big of a stretch when weight gain is caused by so many different variables.
Very interesting thoughts Fren. Probably ugly but I never thought much of Greta.
She is a victim. She has actually tried to fight her captives.
Greta is so yesterday. She's already been replaced by a younger version. Can'y remember her name, saw part of something where she was talking. She looks like a kid version of AOC.
Pardon my colorful language.
I'm extra catty today for some reason.
I could read that post over and over. That's some funny shit. Saint George of Fentanyl... little lasagna lover. Sofa King funny!
How DARE you. Fat facist.
Sounds reasonable, although I'm not aware of a single living human who wouldn't happily piss into Greta's dead skull without remorse.
There's tens of millions of morons who think she's better than Joan of Arc.
Here's another big what if. What if she's just knocked up?