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β£In papers filed at California county court today, American Vice President Kamala Harris served notice on Twitter users who use all variations upon the phrase "Super-Spreader", as all the base rights are belong to her.
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β£According to her old friends, Kamala was infamous for doing the splits in her College days (not for any type of gymnastics, and mostly whilst on her back). "Far and Wide" was her party trick, and they swore she once got both legs behind her ears. Now she wants a monopoly on the terms so she can control her image.
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β£You see, the name "Super-Spreader" has two meanings, and were always attributed to Kamala with both affection and bitter regret depending on who was using it at the time. For example, the guy she was seducing in the local bar loved the ease in which he could chat up the super-spreader; yet the poor bloke in the STD office the next morning was rather cursing the nickname and wondering how he could be so stupid.
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β£If successful, Kam-Kam will make a mint off reclaiming these handles and monetising them. Although she will have to consider filing a conflict of interest declaration at some point if she does. Because ultimately, it'll be in her interest to keep COVID going because "Super-Spreader" is a popular tweet term and she'll then get paid two cents per hashtag everytime it's used!
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β£UPDATE: Accounts with the names "Heels-Up Harris" and "The White House Bike" were also served papers and these people can expect to be sued into oblivion if they persist on infringing on her brand.
Love Powerlines week in pictures....π often hilarious finds. We need to laugh.
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There are some gems in there. Thanks for sharing π
Iβll take Dr. Welby over Dr. Fauci any day. π
Goodness, according to that meme I will never, ever, never be ill.
Me too! Was it Strawberry Hill? So long ago!
Strawberry Hill behind the tennis courts. ...how'd you know?
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Hilarious! I need more. Any chance of seeing "Past Sunday Funnies"?
Previous week.
Search OPs post history. He's been stalwart!
This is the way.
Aren't we on the lambda variant now?
Thanks!
Hey, I'm in the top picture wearing the blue jacket, seriously, thanks for posting these. I always enjoy them.
I love these funnies!!!
Super funny = highly intelligent.
Thanks! These are great!!!
Love this. Thanks.