Please touch with no gloves my sweaty, greasy, germ covered cell phone which I hold up to my face, take into the bathroom with me, and occasionally wank one off to some porn on, with the hand you just touched every other phone with, after coming out of that porter potty and putting your penis back into your pants!”
Mindless robots in France. It’s why they always need to be rescued by us. These are not American police officers
Speaking French - Quebec or France?
My God Twatter is a cesspool of idiocy.
I almost get a headache from rolling my eyes so hard when I read Twitter replies
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Please touch with no gloves my sweaty, greasy, germ covered cell phone which I hold up to my face, take into the bathroom with me, and occasionally wank one off to some porn on, with the hand you just touched every other phone with, after coming out of that porter potty and putting your penis back into your pants!”
Seems legit!
Hey. Gotta keep people safe!
Why are morons dissing back the blue over some shit happening in France..
This fuckisng people.
We can no longer back the blue guys. I am tired of Order Followers!!
It's the "Dexter" projection. Hide where you have the most control and draw the least suspicion.