Plz help... I am on a boat and its sinking...
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You need to tell the people in the boat next to you to wear their floatation vests. Its the only way to ensure you get protection.
Blame the boats around you that are not leaking for your boat sinking?
That gives me an idea.
I should make a website called Vaxxster. It makes available all possible variants of vaxx booster shots. You can order whichever Covid variant mRNA you want, preloaded and delivered straight to your door.
We won't bother with nurses for injecting it. This is purely self-serve. The nurses don't actually do anything anyways. Its not like they have a brain.
Try covering the holes with cloth and staying 6 feet away from them.
LOL!
Have you recently mocked someone with a perfectly good boat nearby? Maybe ask for forgiveness and see if they have some room?
If everyone who is on a nearby boat wears a life preserver, you won't drown. But only then.
Two words: FLEX SEAL
I hear Ivermectin paste cures leaks, too.
Punch a booster hole
Try plugging the holes with horse paste
Its easy to forget the firearms onboard.
I would suggest you patch at least some of the holes part way. That should slow the sinking.
Are they as rare as you have been led to believe?
Well than,...I would suggest trying the rubber patches. You put them where ya don't have leaks yet.