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coolhandcuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's 2021.

Trump has successfully been President.

A person whose alias is "Catturd" makes more sense than the MSM.

And O'Bannon is running for office.

Truly bizarre times.

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coolhandcuke 8 points ago +8 / -0

True. Pretty sure he really did help Richard Jewell win his case.

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coolhandcuke 8 points ago +8 / -0

They need a new acronym though, it's already taken for Seasonal Affective Disorder. Just saying.

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

If the car breaks down, it will still be safer than if it wasn't wearing a mask.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was born in the disco era but used to hate ABBA until I saw the movie "Muriel's Wedding" which used the song "Waterloo" to hilarious effect.

I did not know McCain was a fan.

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coolhandcuke 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you're biracial, can you get one day or half the day off?

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone's using the "It Takes Two to Make a Thing Go Right," song to push flu and COVID vaccines. There goes that song.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Caca and Cackles

OK, that was juvenile.

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Larry Elder can be the "black face of white supremacy" I guess she can, too?

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Once I broke my manual egg beater and said aloud I'd need to get another. The next time I looked at my Amazon Vine page with potential items I could order and review, there was one available.

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget Lori Lightfoot. I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think they should switch to "Homecoming Person" because King and Queen are sexist and imply there's only two genders. Very backward.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's wearing a normal looking outfit for her age, not mental ward nighties.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I see a kid without a mask in a store with a parent, I want to congratulate the parent. Usually, I mind my own business, though. It can be tough.

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had a relative who killed one of my pets and expressed no remorse. After that, I never trusted him, even though no one could figure out why I was being such a "jerk."

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of the kid in the Shel Silverstein poem who didn't want a nice, butter pecan ice cream cone, she wanted a PONY.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was nearly endangered, but I pulled out a water bottle and took a sip and the COVID was kind enough to retreat until I finished my water. COVID is considerate that way, you know.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people are zombies. I saw a woman spraying the card reader in a store with sanitizer while the cashier begged her not to. She was in a trance.

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coolhandcuke 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is like getting rid of the weird noise your car keeps making by turning up the radio.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +3 / -1

You're definitely making a deal with the Devil when you take the vax. Especially if it's because you want a free donut.

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