seriously, smash it with a hammer and burn the pieces. you are actually a dumbass if you are both on this site and also own an amazon alexa
edit: people are downvoting me for telling you not to put a microphone owned by jeff bezos in their living room thats powerful enough to pick someone up speaking softly in a completely different room? thats always turned on?
its a stupid joke. there are people on this site who actually own amazon alexas, and I will never remain silent about it. i know a ton of people personally who own them too, people just dont realize how much its actually listening.
It doesn't matter if it's Alexa, your cell phone or your smart tv. They'll listen through any device you have. I don't really care if they hear what I'm saying. Some of it may do some of those listening some good.
Alexa, self destruct
seriously, smash it with a hammer and burn the pieces. you are actually a dumbass if you are both on this site and also own an amazon alexa
edit: people are downvoting me for telling you not to put a microphone owned by jeff bezos in their living room thats powerful enough to pick someone up speaking softly in a completely different room? thats always turned on?
Never have. Never will.
Still gonna go blast 'In the Air Tonight,' though.
They are downvoting you because you are a fucking dickhead who cannot see a joke when it smacks you between the eyes
its a stupid joke. there are people on this site who actually own amazon alexas, and I will never remain silent about it. i know a ton of people personally who own them too, people just dont realize how much its actually listening.
It doesn't matter if it's Alexa, your cell phone or your smart tv. They'll listen through any device you have. I don't really care if they hear what I'm saying. Some of it may do some of those listening some good.
This. If you have an iPhone, just say ‘Hey Siri’.
Actually, one might conclude that its all the funnier because it is so frick'en ironic.
I suggest relaxing a bit. I don't think the cap'n has a lexa.
My favorite is: "Alexa, order 500 pounds of ammonium nitrate."
What's Amazon Alexa? 🙁
You know Siri from Apple, and how it can listen to you?
Okay, you know how Google spies on everything you do online?
Alright, put all of that together, take away all the privacy precautions, and have Amazon in charge of it. That's Alexa.
a microphone thats always listening and requires being connected to the internet, owned by jeff bezos
I often tell Jeff Bozos to go feck himself. And swear my allegiance to President Trump.
Every day I go to duck duck browser and type in Biden is a fuc.... traitor And hit return 3 times
If they come for me so be it, figure it's my duty!
I think its a Japanese luxury car...