This is funny. Beating the airline mask mandate.
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That was stupid, but funny. Recently took a cross-country flight on United. Their instructions were clear: remove masks once per bite or sip, and keep it on otherwise, even while eating.
That said, after the initial first-class stewardess refused to let you on board unless mask covered noise and mouth (mask-free in the terminal and the boarding line), I removed my mask the whole flight, and so did my adult son. I figured anyone who cared would tell the flight attendant who would come to remind me, but that never happened. This was the case for both of the round-trip flights. One of the flights I waited for the restroom in the aisle, maskless, for a few minutes. Spotted a couple (Chinese, fwiw) sitting down maskless with a small child. On the return I went through the entire TSA security line maskless until the guy checking ID told me "lower your mask so I can see your face," and when I smiled he laughed because he hadn't even noticed I was maskless, but then he made me put it on until the next checkpoint. Also was asked to put it on when I checked a bag on the outgoing trip, and at the car rental counter. I never expected to get through all that. It was nice to know that so many people didn't care. LA - Boston.
I am always maskless until told to put it on. When on the plane I keep a low profile until takeoff and then keep a See’s Candy sucker or Tootsie Roll pop in my mouth the whole flight. See’s last longer. Out of 4 recent flights I’ve only had one flight attendant give me a problem over it and he got corrected by his fellow flight attendant.
Right on. Keep fighting!
Exactly. I take my mask off at the airport. The only spot where they ask you is boarding and deboarding
I sense the beer helmet making a comeback.....
We dont wear mask at my gym tho employees do. We are ready to hang the health dept over this shit.
I was just on a flight recently and I nursed that coffee for a good long while.
u/#Pepedance
Last flight I was on I nursed that large espresso for 45 minutes. LOL
LOOL
'Member when they got mad at Ted Cruz for not wearing his in flight? While holding his fucking cup of coffee lol.
This is fucking absurd! Just like COVID- oooooohhhhhh...
It can get worse and you know it
I did it on spirit. Motherfuckers told me to put it on between bites. It actually works better when you wear it on your chin