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So if you own an Alexa (mine was gifted), ask it “When was COVID created?” This is her answer. My family is pushing for me to get jabbed, this showed them a big reason why I’m NOT. Shared some red pills that night 🙌🏽 Anyone get a funny responses from one of these or google? (media.greatawakening.win)
posted 3 years ago by BraddahBrad 3 years ago by BraddahBrad +97 / -0
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– Three_on_the_Tree 24 points 3 years ago +24 / -0

Ask Alexa if she wants to go swimming, then place the device inside your toilet's tank.

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– Wendyrogersismyhero 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

😂

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– BraddahBrad [S] 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Amazing idea, not fond of having it around. It stays off for the most part besides just using it for music when cooking 🤷🏻‍♂️ It was gifted so sadly can’t joyfully destroy it

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– LoneWulf 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

How do you know it's really off?

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– Munchaussen 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Remember corded kitchen phones? The mouthpiece was always active.

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– HopefulSkeptic 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Only in the kitchen?

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– LoneWulf 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Interesting, fren. I did not know this.

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– BraddahBrad [S] 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I unplug that hoe and put it in a closet in its box 😂

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– Flounder2177 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Like a gremlin?

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– Three_on_the_Tree 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

LOL

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– The_Watcher 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

How do you know it's really off?

It's pretty foolproof. You say: "Alexa, are you switched off?" If it is, it says "Yes," in a muffled voice. Never fails.

In Orwell's book, Nineteen Eighty Four, houses were equipped with flat panel "telescreens" that broadcast propaganda all day (MSM?) and they also listened to you and watched you 24/7 (Think Edward Snowdon) in case you did the least slightly subversive thing.

OK, he was off by a few years but that was a pretty good guess right back in 1949 when the book was published.

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– LoneWulf 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Perhaps it wasn't a guess, but part of the long-term DS playbook...and Orwell had read it.

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– ZerroDefex 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Yep we have an old Echo that was a gift to the missus from her dad, I make her keep it in a separate room all the way on the other side of the house from where I most frequently am.

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– Munchaussen 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

The $99.00 round one has nice sound.

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– Three_on_the_Tree 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Glad you got the joke patriot, a friend has one and I'm always joking about it.

Not easy to be funny over the internet sometimes ;)

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– SBDAmerican 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Well played!

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– g8rb81 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Mine responded by shattering when I hit it with a hammer.

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– ChunkStyle1 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Google changes the question, like any slimy politician or lawyer. The question they answer is "when did covid 19 start?"

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– BraddahBrad [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Oh of course, somehow I saw that one coming lmao

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– LoneWulf 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Try asking Alexa for the patent number.

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– BraddahBrad [S] 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Ahhhh she said “I’m sorry I don’t know that” 😂

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– LoneWulf 14 points 3 years ago +14 / -0

Lying b*tch. Everyone knows it's US-7776521-B1. :-P

https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-7776521-B1

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– LouisBeach 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Boom

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– navycuda 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

I knew a guy that made a big deal about secrecy and using protected coms... but has five of these things in his house.

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– muhqtardtho 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I see an entire comment section here asking why would anyone keep this knowing it will spy on them. You think all of these pedes only use dumb phones? Pretty sure none of them keep their mobile tracking devices in a faraday cage. So yeah. Not surprising lol.

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– KarateBob 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I was gifted one. I gifted it right back.

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– DingasMcPingas69 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

I find it hilarious that people are so afraid of these in their house. Dude, do you have a cell phone in your pocket? If you do, they’re already listening!

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– BraddahBrad [S] 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I’m with you, I think I remember reading something that the first cases were well before December 2019 🤦🏻‍♂️

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– Maui_Boy 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Taiwan warned U.S.A. in October or November 2019 about a highly transmissible peer-to-peer virus that China was intentionally trying to keep a lid on leaking. Taiwan was very public about making sure everybody knew that they tried to get the word out so we would not think they tried to bionuke us.

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– ouphe 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1

I agree. Last week in September and wider distribution in October is what I remember seeing. Of course this info is dutifully scrubbed from the internet these days.

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– ZerroDefex 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Given that I haven't been sick since December 2019 after catching something flu-like from another person at the end of November I believe that it was hear well before they publicly released it. I think it might have escaped early or they released it prematurely to shut down the Hong Kong protests.

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– probablyacoincidence 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

My whole family got it the week between christmas and new year in 2019. My kids were quite sick.

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– sparty_girl 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

2019 Military World Games

The 2019 Military World Games, officially known as the 7th CISM Military World Games and commonly known as Wuhan 2019, was held from October 18–27, 2019 in Wuhan, Hubei, China.

Start date: Oct 18, 2019 End date: Oct 27, 2019

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