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KarateBob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, can you guys quit causing so much violence? Please learn how to respect those around you like BLM does.

You ruffians.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have "Scientism" that is to be believed in.

Science is all about complete lack of belief. Everything is documented so it can be recreated. "Do you believe in science" is the dumbest scientific question anyone could ever ask you.

I always think Mormon missionaries are funny when they ask me "do you believe in God, or science?" as if they're not both possible, but anyway, no I don't believe in science, that's the whole fucking point of science. That doesn't mean god isn't real either, it just means we can't document it.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know how we got to the point where not agreeing means we're on polar opposite sides of morality and you must be destroyed.

I bet you like some music I don't like, so maybe I should call your boss and see if I can get you fired, and have a movement against you go viral on Tiktok?

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KarateBob 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hate you if you don't do everything I tell you to do you bigot. This is a free and inclusive country so shut up and do as you're told

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KarateBob 6 points ago +6 / -0

But I don't liiiiiiiiike it, mommy. Make the mean man stop saying things I don't understand.

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KarateBob 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's more like when you hear "unghhhh" and you know that's from an anal thrust where "ohhhhhhhhh" was vaginal, and "aughghgugugugug" means her mouth is full.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like to take vaccines that prevent me from winning the lottery because I feel like if I suddenly did win the sudden influx of cash would be too much responsibility for me.

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KarateBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

This always bugged me on Ninja Warrior. They compete at "Mount Midoriyama".

yama means mountain.

Like, Japanese people don't say "Mt. Fuji", they say "Fujiyama".

So Ninja Warrior always said Mount Midori Mountain.

Everyone just ignores me when I complain though...............................

Don't you know you look silly saying that dumb shit? I don't blame people for not speaking Japanese or not speaking Welsh, but you know, after a while you figure out what happened and then you fix it so you don't look dumb?

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KarateBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Before I learned that conspiracy theories weren't theories I knew there was something wrong with the world.

The first thing I noticed was simply that people were dumb, and boring.

People want to fit in. That's cool, but they hide their true selves to do it. The world should be vibrant and colorful, but to be "cool" you have to be a dull grey or you don't fit in.

IQ is on a bell curve. 50% of the world is below average intelligence. A large amount of the people above average intelligence are part of the tall section of the bell, right next to average. The really smart people in the world are just one little tail on the right side of the bell (not the left! the left are the big dummies).

I've always thought it was so depressing to live in a world where so few people possessed intelligence.

I've always felt so limited because I just don't know anyone around me that can help me with my plans and ideas. It's just above their heads or they think "huh that's not what people are already doing so that won't work". Well no kidding nobody has done it before!!! That's why I want to do it!!!!!!

This... complacency... and the expectation of falling in line and being "normal"... that's what's wrong with the world.

I started this post to laugh at low IQ people, but I guess I've changed my mind. It's not the dumb people, it's the complacent people.

I've always thought though, if we have this small tail of smart people (is that what the Q movement is? I'm sure we have our share of dummies along for the ride, but if their heart is in the right place, I welcome them) surely we can figure out how to get all these stupid sheep to fall in line behind US or something.

Don't take that the wrong way. I don't want to be a leader and I don't want to rule over ANYONE, but right now the sheep follow the MSM and the cabal and all those guys. What if the sheep were just persuaded to follow a different shepherd where they're just encouraged to think for themselves and be good people? That way when WE think for ourselves and try to do cool stuff (not necessarily world-saving things, just new things that are fun or interesting) we're not just shut down by default.

I mean I think that's what the Great Awakening would ultimately lead to, but I think they need more leading to get there.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm getting junk mail in Chinese advertising bags and girly things from Balenciaga suddenly. I don't think I've even heard that brand name before this scandal. Maybe they advertised it before and I just ignored it...

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

The thing that really pisses me off about those face shield things is that they SAY "FACE SHIELD" on the top.

Where are the masks that say "mask"?

Reminds me of the generic food from Repo Man.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

David chopped that giant's head off with a sword and held it up dripping blood.

They cleaned up the version you learned as a kid but the severed head is in art.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, I was grateful for my friend helping me get some ivermectin, and for not being vaccinated when I had some illness that made the rapid tests I don't believe in turn positive.

I was uncomfortably sick for like, a day. Cold for a week.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

In high school I always joked that if I told the school I was gay and uncomfortable changing for gym with the other boys, that they'd send me to the girls' locker room.

You can do that now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sports are fine, but the level of importance in many people's lives has become pretty ridiculous.

I still remember in high school they had an announcement that A: The football team is getting new uniforms, and B: Teachers are now only allowed to make (some small number of) copies of classroom material per day, down from (reasonable number).

Yay, my teacher's ability to educate me has been traded for fartball uniforms... cool... nice priorities.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welding people into apartments is the way to save lives. China is great.

Let's weld democrats into their apartments so they can live the great Chinese life in safety.

Nobody burn their buildings down please, because that wouldn't be nice.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

These exact type of numbers was when I knew Trump would beat Hillary Clinton.

She claimed she would win because she had the young people, the internet generation.

I don't remember their numbers but Trump was like literally 10x bigger on Facebook.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to a doctor to try to get a note exempting me from the clot shot so I could not be fired from my job (I was).

I spoke to a younger doctor who said nobody in this country (not the US) should be forced to get the vaccine and that he can help me. I thought, hey that sure was easy... this is awesome... oh... but.... before I can write the note I have to run it by my boss so he can approve it, but I don't think it should be any trouble, please come back later when he's here.

So I do, and I'm shown to the boss doctor who says he had the AstraZenica vaccine which is the worst one and killed the most people (these doctors were not at all arguing with me when I said my reason was that I feared for my own health because people die and have strokes) and he's just fine and he's much older than me. I'm young and healthy and there's no reason why I shouldn't get the shot, and furthermore, if I want to continue to live without the shot I should be locked up in my "company dormitory" (I don't live in one........... he said I'd have to arrange one to continue my existence here) and I'd need to be locked up every day except for work, and tested for covid DAILY before I left each day. He said he knows that's a human rights violation but it doesn't matter because it's necessary to stop covid.

I think he was old and confused, because I do believe what he described happened to people from poorer countries (think of them as legal Mexican immigrants that come over on temp visas to work for a few years and then get shipped back to their countries, but they're very much the underclass here and considered as such by the vast majority of locals), but I'm from the US which doesn't get treated that way. The government literally has two sets of rules for foreigners, and Americans are in the higher class one.

Anyway, the point of all that was to say that it was around that point that I tried to get people to understand my feelings (I literally knew one other person who wasn't gung-ho pro vaccine and scared out of their mind and would do anything they were told) was that life has become just like Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the original of course!)

Love Tarantula and Them! and The Thing From Another World, and all the Universal and Hammer horror movies.... I'm far too young to have seen them when they were new but I spent some time with no access to the internet and had nothing but free movie channels like Turner Classic Movies and AMC to entertain myself for quite a while, and ended up discovering a whole ton of awesome old movies.

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