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posted ago by Shark_FL ago by Shark_FL +129 / -2

Breaking News: Justin Castreau is now threatening to freeze the bank accounts of every legislator who signed this resolution. Baby Fidel said in a statement "this fringe minority of elected representatives will not be permitted to voice their opinions. I want their bank accounts frozen, I want their electric cars shut down, I want their children masked, and I want their neighbors sent to a wellness camp."

Later, it was revealed that the pen-maker who provided pens to sign the resolution is also being targeted by Justin from Canada for allowing their ink filled writing devices to be used in an obvious criminal undertaking.

Echoing these remarks Chrystia Freeland came to the mike, shook for several minutes from her 4 vaccines, and then fell over like Heather MacDonald doing stand-up.