1 Lia Thomas Confused As To Why Teammates Keep Asking Her To Open Pickle Jars
2 Due To Food Supply Shortages Many Hobbits Going Without Second Breakfast
https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-food-supply-shortages-many-hobbits-going-without-second-breakfast
3 Conan The Barbarian Acquires Biology Degree So He Can Know Whose Lamentations He's Hearing
4 Nation's Liberals Point Out That Conservatives Could Always Leave Earth, Make Free Society On Some Other Planet
5 After Learning Texas Republicans Are Just Like The Taliban, Biden Immediately Surrenders To Them
6 Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence
https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-claims-he-is-only-human-left-not-killed-by-gun-violence
7 Hillary Clinton Reportedly Considering Losing Again In 2024
https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-reportedly-considering-losing-again-in-2024
8 Biden Takes More Vacation As A Reward For Doing Such A Good Job This Week
9 Kamala Harris Recalls How As A Little Girl She Helped Slaves Escape On The Undewgwound Wailwoad
10 Good News For Dems: Biden And Harris Now Polling At 66% Approval If You Combine Their Numbers
...don't worry...
...bee happy...
Undewgwound Wailwoad... 😄 thanks for compiling a lot of laughs in one thread. And, for the adorable puppy .gif 🐶
...God blessed you with a wonderful sense of humor....
You are very kind... I suppose it is a survival trait of being the baby of a very large family with many older brothers. 😁
...howls....
This is worth buzzing about, Thanks for the Bee- utiful post!
...thanks for the "honey" of a comment...
...howls....
#7 is hilarious.
...wags tail excitedly....
love #1....pickle jars...lmao
...doggy winks....
#7 #9 #10
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
...doggy winks....
#10 looks like they finally found a mathematician to add numbers for them.
...exactly....
It gets harder and harder for the Bee to do this because real headlines equal or exceed satire every day.
Exactly....
But we like our beautiful Earth. We want the liberals to leave.
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51233
...here is the method to accomplish that....
“Pickle jars” made me belly laugh. I love pickles, hubby doesn’t. He opens all my jars for me.
These are always a hoot ..have a question ..I’m looking to buy one of those freeze dried food supply’s ..do u know of a good company,, TY you’re in the know so I thought u may know ;)
I know you didn't ask me... but I have tried the 4Patriots food and although it is a little higher than the others, it is really good.
they also have survival seeds if you want to start a garden.
https://4patriots.com/
I was just throwing it out there in hopes that someone would see it instead of making a post ! Thank you so much for letting me know , I have a second fridge but it's not enough anc food gets weird freezer burned , plus I have kids who don't realize we are in trouble , daughters a liberal , sons a patriot but only believes or und et stands basics , so they will be hitting my stash , I also have a special needs daughter , I can live on powder meal replacements but she can't do really important thank you again , I will order from them , u already did the taste testing lol , cheers
Good dog! <tosses treat>
#3 is my absolute fave.
...doggy winks....
The Bee absolutely rocks. They've been firing on all cylinders for years now.
...absolutely....
Only a matter of time before the satire becomes a reality
I suspect that many of these articles are not 100% accurate. I don't wanna say fake news, but I have serious doubts about some of them.
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Yeah I find it hard to believe the hobbits are experiencing food shortages. Last summer ol’ gaffer McGee grew a pumpkin the size of a house.
You're probably thinking ol' gaffer Gamgee. McGee is Bobby's paternal grandfather, and lived in Idaho? I don't know. Ask Janis.
Sarcastic news and humour
I guess I was supposed to apply a /sarc sarcasm marker?
Mah comment was sarcasm, ala Bee.
I have a Babylon Bee coffee mug that states it is "Fake news you can trust". Love the Bee.
I love the Bee, too.
One of my first ever memes, back from 2017 or so...
https://files.catbox.moe/iffjlo.JPG
Nicely done!
...it is O.K. ...
...go ahead and call it fake news...
...doggy winks,,,,
<relieved>....
/sarc