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https://www.wincalendar.com/World-Penguin-Day

Let's talk about penguins, because today is World Penguin day, so why not?

What's a penguin?

Well, they are aquatic, flightless birds who eat fish, squid and krill.

They have a black and white "tuxedo" pattern to their feathers that keep them warm in the arctic climates they live.

Some penguins, like the emperor penguin, have brilliant orange/gold plumes that extend from their ears and neck.

There are 17 distinct penguin species. There's that number again...

Penguins typically, are monogamous, which means they mate for life with a single spouse with which they have unique calls to locate one another in the large gatherings penguins form for warmth.

Penguins were interesting enough for Morgan Freeman to narrate a documentary film called March of the Penguins.

Penguins show up in a ton of media, dating back to probably their most notable appearance in the Walt Disney Classic, Marry Poppins where the "imagineers" were the first to attempt an advanced process of blue-screen technology to integrate the animated penguins into Dick Van Dyke's elaborate dance routine.

You also got these penguins from Madagascar, which are themed around a Mission-Impossible super spy group.

You have Wheezy, the penguin squeaky toy from Toy Story 2, who was forgotten about on a high shelf after having lost his squeaker.

Then you also got this hot mess called Happy Feet, with dancing penguins and a "star"-studded cast of luke warm fluttering musical artists and propped up by Robin Williams.

Come to think of it, penguins and dance seem to constantly find themselves together in media...

Aside from that, you have this clip from Dan Scavino lately, if you have any doubts about penguins being used in comms: https://mobile.twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1489763663200333825?cxt=HHwWgsC5hZOK2qwpAAAA

Penguins live in Antarctica, but not all penguin species rely on the icy realm. You can find all sorts of penguins in more moderate climates.

Penguins that do live in the harsh cold, however, rely on their thick, hydrophobic plumes and blubber to keep them insulated.

Whales and Leopard Seals are the Penguin's primary predator. Seals...

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Okay, I think we have enough here to get started on the meat of the matter...

Penguins are spies. Tuxedo-wearing spies, to be exact. They include the James Bond types, but to be more precise it's anyone who can get access to upper-class shindigs. They aren't necessarily military or secret service like James Bond is with MI6.

Penguins dance, apparently...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFY3RfzxPYMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFY3RfzxPYM

Well, what is a dance?

In Bird parlance, a bird dances when they are trying to "seal the deal" with a prospective breedable female.

Penguins schmooze people up in order to make arrangements and deals. That's why they need access to big shindigs, so they can get close to celebrities and offer them deals. Either in exchange for access or information. Penguins eat fish, after all.

Fish are those who deal in information in the form of news (swim in water), and can be lured and caught by fishing pole, nets, spears, or by hand.

So, penguins eat the fish, which is to say, they hunt those who know the news, the current happenings.

Penguins fear Seals. Like, Navy Seals -- aquatic strike teams. Penguins have to be really careful around any military strikes, as a Penguin might find themselves trying to make a deal in an unsavory underground night club and get tied up in a bust.

If this occurs, a Penguin needs to find refuge on ice. Seals are faster in the water than Penguins, but Penguins can breach to land easier and waddle or slide away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaZhOtxsUnY

That is to say, when a penguin feels in danger, they burst out of the water and head to land, the air and hide in the crowd. Just like how spies can disappear in the crowd when they want to get away from a long chase.

Is the setting in place now? Do you see what a Penguin is in their natural habitat?

Antarctica is comms for "the ends of the earth", as in the furthest extent. Penguins, therefore, live in far-away lands rife with danger and short on help. Anything living in the cold needs to be self-sufficient and be able to cope with old information and history. (Ice = History/Old Information)

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Let's look back to Penguins in Media, then.

In Marry Poppins, the Penguins were a bridge into "fantasy land." They were the "guides" for Poppins and friends when they jumped into the chalk drawings, and acted as waiters. "Order what you will, there'll be no bill, it's complementary."

Brown-nosing, right? Also note Van Dyke's rattling off of all the other women he's been with... Eek, makes you think these waiter spies can give you any "treat" you want, so long as they get their "just deserts" when they need a favor from ya.

Wheezy, from Toy Story, as well is interesting with comms. He symbolizes a spy who was cut off dry and stopped receiving orders. So, there he sat, waiting to be remembered so he can continue "squeaking."

Rats and mice squeak. Rats, like mafia rats, are spies/informants who leak information and work from within an organization to ruin it.

So, a penguin who has lost his squeaker? Sounds like he lost contact with his handler and can no longer send/receive anything. He's stuck and can't get back into communications with his handlers because he lost contact right when he was sent off far away on a mission.

These side-stories show different facets of the "vocation" they represent.

March of the Penguins, then, can be seen as a recruitment video for long-range tuxedo spies.

In the Antarctic, every March since the beginning of time, the quest begins to find the perfect mate and start a family.

It lays out what you will be expected to do and how harsh the job can be.

The whole monogamous thing is comms too. It means that a Penguin is expected to "say his vows" with one organization and one organization alone for the rest of his life. Any deviation immediately indicates he has defected. Bye bye, spy. You'll end up like Wheezy at best. You'll be fed to a killer whale.

Whales are dead-end, limbo jobs, think Pinnochio.

Killer whales, then, are jobs that will get you killed.

Like getting a job spying in Siberia at a "power plant" or something... No one wants that job... Especially when industrial plants are usually comms for the underground bases and sex dungeons. Literal "dead-end" jobs...

Emperor Penguins, with the fancy gold plumage around their ears and necks, are the highest of tuxedo spies, who "wear the jewelry" and gold needed to "look the part" in some of the fanciest shindigs. Parties like with a Saudi Prince or the Emperor of China, Japan, etc.

You also go the Batman's Penguin, which is the most "mainstream" and open of his villain rivals. The Penguin is always making deals and is known for his impressive arsenal of unusual gadgets. He's the most likely to run old-time mafia rackets in the DC Universe.

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The Madagascar Penguins are your most 1:1 analogue. If you have any other confusion about how a Penguin operates in comms, just look at their antics for a bit and you'll get a clearer picture.

So, again, what does this Dan Scavino tweet really mean?

It's Happening?

For whom?

The Penguins jumping ship? Heading back to mainland?

Heading back to base?

Right before Ukraine was in the headlines, huh?

Scavino was mocking the spies' desperate exodus from Ukraine and Russia.

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Well, that's that for now. Hope you understand penguins better. Here's a few articles to help test the theory:

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending/ohio-zoo-welcomes-adorable-chick-ahead-world-penguin-day/7VH4SNTDBZGJLA225K4E4NIKAI/

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/24/1094550020/antarcticas-penguin-post-office-is-hiring

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/24/us/humboldt-penguin-born-columbus-zoo-scn-trnd/index.html

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2022/04/23/boston-penguin-doubles-life-expectancy-by-hitting-the-big-3-0/

https://www.pensburgh.com/2022/4/22/23031636/on-this-date-in-penguins-history-natural-hat-trick-sends-flyers-packing