Gas station drama and how I contributed
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There was a foreigner filling up their Prius. Another dude pulled up in his loud sounding car. Nice car. While he was filling up the foreigner started on his case telling him that he is wasting gas and terrible for the environment and really needs to get a car that does guzzle so much gas. While she too was consuming gas. He walked away from her and continued on his way. Then she started calling him American Scum, in America.... So he turned around and told her, "then go back to where you came from and stop harassing me". So all I knew how to be productive for what I was witnessing was slowly creeping by in my car blasting Yankee doodle and thanked the guy for being American scum and he replied proud to be.
What arrogant cheek. Glad she got told.
I was late to work for it. Felt it was way more important to troll her for being a Karen and then dissing me in my own land. I took it very personal when she called him American scum.
Good for you - we all need to speak out.
Not that tight. My boss seemed glad I did it.
Yankee Doodle Dandy is the original 'All Your Memes'. It was a British song sung at the stupid rag tag Americans. Yankee was the derogatory term they used. Doodle meaning dumb. A dandy in those days was what the British called sodomites. Macaroni was the term they used to describe these dandies who preferred fancy dress:
"Such a figure, essenced and perfumed, with a bunch of lace sticking out under its chin, puzzles the common passenger to determine the thing’s sex,” Town and Country declared of the macaronis in 1772. “And many a time an honest laboring porter has said, ‘By your leave, madam,’ without intending to give offense."
The macaronies wore the tallest white wig possible sometimes with a tiny top hat. They were basically calling Americans raggedly dressed homos who were so poor and stupid they thought a feather in their cap was the height of fashion.
And then they started to lose to those stupid raggedy faggots. Before long the Americans changed the lyrics and began to sing it back at the retreating humiliated British.
Very patriotic of you, and one would expect nothing less than an 'All Your Memes' response from someone on this board!
User name checks out. Thanks. I learneded.
Kek. Thanks. The whole song is great. "Yankee Doodle came to town", calling them country bumkins. Sound familiar?
"Riding on a pony". A little horse. Picture it. Now the lyrics are about Washington on a stallion.
"Dandies" becomes ...."and with the girls be handy!" lol Love this kind of stuff.
Also this was the version I was blasting
https://youtu.be/zey-Rfj9L_E
Lol.
Not for long.
Oh. I was thinking maybe naming it macaroni was just because we are American and that's how we roll. Like 2 weeks ago it snowed. I said outloud "man I don't know how the ground hog predicts it right every year" and an actually commie, I saw them get frustrated and I wasn't even doing that on purpose lolol
Those people are so smug. They need to be put in their place. Nicely done!!
They can get to their place by deportation.
I'm benching right now. I'm getting kind of tired. Reminding me that people like that foreigner exist gave me the drive to keep pushing. Thank you.
The nerve of some people. Gtfo of my country you commie bitch!
Escort them out, by rifle and swordpoint.
This is how most foreigners think.
I have two hybrids and solar panels on my house.
Not because I think “fossil” fuels are destroying our environment (the “additives” put in them are absolutely terrible, but CO2 is plant food) but because I’m a cheap weasel trying to manage my household expenses and lessen the yoke of slavery to fake fiat money.
The self-righteous nonsense coming from people who have the means to choose more efficient energy sources is so annoying. Granted, I’m a cheap weasel and somebody had to buy my cars new and take care of them for a decade before I got them, so I don’t mind too much. I’m excited to get my first Tesla in 2030.
Same for us - we drive a Prius in addition to a truck, and we had solar panels put on our house several years ago. I'm not against alternative energy, I'm against the government FORCING it on us. I'm FOR saving money. If the government would focus on making the technology more efficient instead of on passing regulations to eliminate our choices, alternative technology would grow naturally, albeit more slowly.
And, by the way - I have never put anyone down for not driving a hybrid! It's a choice; this is America, and in America, we used to be known for honoring individual freedom.
I would be so down to get solar panels for my house cause free power.
Tell her to take her attitude to Venezuela... They'll take care of her.