I learned the difference between butter and margarine
š RED PILL š
We are all learning. May the truth reveal itself
Butter is delicious?
Butter= organic truth Margarine = synthetic lies
Leave a tub of margarine out in the weather for a few months, and watch what happens to it. After you witness the gray, rubbery blob that failed to decompose first hand, you'll never touch that shit again.
I guess that's where I'll have to go in order to get the wife to stop buying that crap.....
Do I leave it open or unopened??
Sealed or unsealed??
Seriously - go to the grocery store yourself and buy butter. Tell your wife you won't eat synthetic food anymore.
If she's not red pilled yet, just explain that eating something natural HAS to be better for you than a congealed chemistry experiment :)
I've done that, I explained it to her in DETAIL, and she still insists on buying that crap....
We do have real butter, but, she complains that it's ""Hard"" when it comes out of the fridge....
And it's too soft if left in the butter dish, even covered....
And then comes the Phobias about it ""Sitting out"" and going bad, in like 3 days, which it doesn't.....
She has a deep seated fear of Mold, even when it's on Cheese......
Whipped butter?
Yes, whipped.....
Also, whatever the Amish make.....
I think the point is to keep it out of the fridge.
Right, I think I'll put it inside my pickup, so it gets into the higher temps.....
This should help the experiment go a bit faster.....
I just left a half empty container (open) outside near my garden, figuring rain, heat, and nature would clean out the container. Nope. Couple months later, gray, rubbery, sticky goop. Needed to take a stick to it to pull the crap out, and blast it with a garden hose.
Good Idea, thanks....
Same as the difference between good and evil.
Trust cows not chemists.
Because sometimes I want more stuff on my burger.
Or I'm just craving a burger right now. It happens.
Well it was nice of you to tell us. Not all of us know the difference so thanks for nothing.
One is organic and natural. One is complete bullshit. Now you know. You're welcome
Margarine is synthetic BS made by chemically building up liquid fats like palm oil to solid fats via "hydrogenation". Butter is milk fat seperated via churning milk.
Once causes cancer and one doesn't.
look up a failed c4 attempt and the creation of margarine
Bill hicks knew this a long time ago.
Mitch Hedburg
Iām internet embarassed, but thanks fren
SHTF Butter. This is already my personal preference.
Ingredients: Refined coconut oil, good vinegar, some type milk /dry milk reconstituted, liquid oil, salt.
Because of all the health benefits of coconut oil I have started making 'butter' with it. It just takes a few minutes and the flavor seems the same. Basically you melt some refined coconut oil and add it to some 'milk' curdled with good vinegar and salt. You can adjust the hardness with a little liquid oil so it stays softer in the fridge. There are emulsifying stabilizers that can be included but I don't use them. You have to give it a few strong stirs to keep it from separating as it sets up. Many recipes out there if you search "Vegan Butter Recipe". http://www.veganbaking.net/recipes/fats/vegan-butters/vegan-butter
Man will never improve upon what God has already perfected...