I read today that Camilla and Charles have a secret love child ... that would be quite a plot twist, wouldn't it? Bc that person could be older than William, since Charles and Camilla have been carrying on for decades
u/LoneWulf
A real plot twist would be to remove the entire Windsor bloodline from the board and introduce the authentic royal bloodline which one ? I'm not sure but the Spencers would know.
Am not sure, fren. I wonder if a percentage of them are awake, do they hate paying taxes for nothing, do they wonder why their govt makes rules for themselves, do they cringe when their leaders appear publicly, do they cry over mandates and vax and death, do they have shitty healthcare, do they pray every day for guidance? I sure hope so.
Hahaha I know i got kinda serious on you there, after your kind response. Hope you have a great evening!
I would expect there'd be some sort of law for that since historically kings and princes were likely doing all the young peasants in the kingdom, like roosters.
Well, Camilla did have two children with her first husband after she and Charles began dating. The oldest is named Tom and in recorded conversations with Charles, Camilla brought up his birthday and reminded Charles of it.
That would be quite the intrigue if a DNA test showed he was the offspring of Charles and not Camilla's first husband.
Update: Turns out Camilla named Charles as the God parent to her son Tom. You'd think her husband might feel slighted by that...
yessss. Possibly a unique situation, which has never been explored. Very interesting.
How does this fit with that Queeeen Camila,the lazer queen, is a dude?
Do you remember feeling so sad for Di, bc her husband wanted to be a tampon to this raunchy old whore? Oh! So emotional! I was a young wife and mother then. Too busy to see through the bs.
Yep. I always thought Charles looked inbred and poor Diana was a sweet innocent victim to the Royal family's machinations.
The fact that Charles treated the lovely and fresh Diana so poorly really rubbed. Then, to learn his affections were for the homely dried up bag of skin named Camilla just boggled the mind.
I do. Here's an excerpt: (Remember he had only been married to Princess Di for 8 years and had two small children at the time when this call was made.)
Ch: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out...
Cam: Oh!
Ch: Particularly In and out!
Cam: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
Ch: Is it?
Cam: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.
Ch: Oh God.
Ch: I fill up your tank!
Cam: Yes, you do.
Ch: I need you several times a week.
Cam: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
Ch: Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Cam: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
Ch: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs)
Cam: Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Ch: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
Don't mean to give you ptsd, mate, but the actual quote was "I would I were a tampon so I could spend my time in you." 🥴 Perhaps that is correct, the story seems to have been adjusted over the internet. Btw, I'm a Texan and I'm typing in my best British accent, what do you think?
I read today that Camilla and Charles have a secret love child ... that would be quite a plot twist, wouldn't it? Bc that person could be older than William, since Charles and Camilla have been carrying on for decades u/LoneWulf
That would be a twist. I wonder, would the adoring Royal minions in the UK be overjoyed or be offended and feel betrayed?
A real plot twist would be to remove the entire Windsor bloodline from the board and introduce the authentic royal bloodline which one ? I'm not sure but the Spencers would know.
Am not sure, fren. I wonder if a percentage of them are awake, do they hate paying taxes for nothing, do they wonder why their govt makes rules for themselves, do they cringe when their leaders appear publicly, do they cry over mandates and vax and death, do they have shitty healthcare, do they pray every day for guidance? I sure hope so.
Hahaha I know i got kinda serious on you there, after your kind response. Hope you have a great evening!
Have you seen this article?
Who is Tom Parker Bowles, Prince William and Prince Harry’s forgotten half brother?
https://www.ohmymag.co.uk/entertainment/royal-family/who-is-tom-parker-bowles-prince-william-and-prince-harrys-forgotten-half-brother_art8411.html
Tom is her oldest son, but truly he looks like her first husband, not like Charles.
If it was an illegitimate birth then they couldn’t inherite - rule is has to be born of the body to the legal wife at the time of birth
I would expect there'd be some sort of law for that since historically kings and princes were likely doing all the young peasants in the kingdom, like roosters.
hmm sounds reasonable, do you have any sauce?
Sorry! Not been online for a couple of days - this article from tatler is quite informative https://www.tatler.com/article/surrogacy-and-peerages-legal-issues-family-law-marchioness-of-bath
Thank you so much!
Well, Camilla did have two children with her first husband after she and Charles began dating. The oldest is named Tom and in recorded conversations with Charles, Camilla brought up his birthday and reminded Charles of it.
That would be quite the intrigue if a DNA test showed he was the offspring of Charles and not Camilla's first husband.
Update: Turns out Camilla named Charles as the God parent to her son Tom. You'd think her husband might feel slighted by that...
yessss. Possibly a unique situation, which has never been explored. Very interesting.
How does this fit with that Queeeen Camila,the lazer queen, is a dude?
Do you remember feeling so sad for Di, bc her husband wanted to be a tampon to this raunchy old whore? Oh! So emotional! I was a young wife and mother then. Too busy to see through the bs.
Yep. I always thought Charles looked inbred and poor Diana was a sweet innocent victim to the Royal family's machinations.
The fact that Charles treated the lovely and fresh Diana so poorly really rubbed. Then, to learn his affections were for the homely dried up bag of skin named Camilla just boggled the mind.
This comment reminded me of Tampongate, do you remember that?
I do. Here's an excerpt: (Remember he had only been married to Princess Di for 8 years and had two small children at the time when this call was made.)
Ch: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out...
Cam: Oh!
Ch: Particularly In and out!
Cam: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
Ch: Is it?
Cam: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.
Ch: Oh God.
Ch: I fill up your tank!
Cam: Yes, you do.
Ch: I need you several times a week.
Cam: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
Ch: Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Cam: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
Ch: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs)
Cam: Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Ch: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
Cam: Oh darling!
Full transcript of the infamous call: https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/camillagate
🤮 Ty for that disgusting link
Has Camilla always been a man? Still typing in my british accent, in case you're following along
Don't mean to give you ptsd, mate, but the actual quote was "I would I were a tampon so I could spend my time in you." 🥴 Perhaps that is correct, the story seems to have been adjusted over the internet. Btw, I'm a Texan and I'm typing in my best British accent, what do you think?